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November 29th, 2017, 02:49 AM | #1221 |
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November 29th, 2017, 05:39 PM | #1222 |
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Hey , don't gas the messenger !
Personally think the Bible is totally unrealistic ,
I mean come on a Jew giving away loafs and fishes ???
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November 29th, 2017, 06:27 PM | #1223 |
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Q. Did you hear about the doctor who belonged to the KKK?
A. He told everyone that "Three K's a day, keeps the minorities away..." |
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November 30th, 2017, 05:01 PM | #1224 |
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"Decided I`m having rice Krispies for breakfast tomorrow , as what`s the worse that could happen ?"
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December 5th, 2017, 02:45 AM | #1225 |
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Q. What do police officers eat at their last meal?
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December 5th, 2017, 09:48 AM | #1226 |
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They were able to give them away because the loaves belonged to the Philistines and the fishes to the Samaritans. Well, the Jews didn't give the food away. They sold it to the apostles at wholesale prices.
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Sad to think that the Holocaust would have failed if the victims had been Islamic ,
Well when do Muslim`s ever shower ?
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This is more of an observation than a joke:
Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan, because he's against Mexicans and Muslims. Donald Trump, because of his hair color, skin color, and Protestant religion, is also a good candidate for the "Orange Order"... Both are wrong! |
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With the Donald in the White House and the DUP calling the shots in the UK,We've got orange scum everywhere...
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