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December 29th, 2017, 08:42 PM	#1931
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December 29th, 2017, 09:52 PM

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TM is so old & wrinkled, they call him the scrotum impersonator in his hometown

That's a load of bollocks.

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Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	I can't understand why Glen Quagmire told me he wants to go camping with palo5 and share the one sleeping bag, he told me that but hasn't told palo __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 30th, 2017, 02:14 PM	#1934
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	Hertz moonlights as a men's room attendant at the local Spearmint Rhino. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 30th, 2017, 02:17 PM	#1935
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	palo5 figures he's a shoo-in at the next Texas chili cook-off, since if any one knows a bowl of red, it's tovaritsch palo. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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palo5

You know the only time palo5 has had a glass of water was when he mistakenly thought it was vodka and only as the glass had a Smirnoff emblem etched into it

oh, he spat it out also 3 seconds after it got down his neck

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December 30th, 2017, 08:50 PM	#1937
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December 30th, 2017, 09:08 PM	#1938
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,661 Thanked 855,737 Times in 57,565 Posts	ball7 wants Me to spank Him and call Him Brenda.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 30th, 2017, 09:29 PM	#1939
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ball7 wants Me to spank Him and call Him Brenda..

For the LAST TIME I told you to call me Brandy...Not Brenda, I don't know where you got that name from.

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