Whats the weirdest porn you seen? [Moved]

[pnorton]

girls throwing up on each other ??? ???

[big phil]

I was at a party in Amsterdam 20 years ago. We had all been to a brown bar (or three!) and visited some very ordainary prostitutes in the RL district (as you do). We saw a weird VHS at the party, mid 70's ish by the look of it. I didn't see a title at all but it centred on an orgy of a kind, except all the guys (quite fit and muscled, various ethnicities) were dressed as schoolgirls, and all the girls as schoolboys (shorts,shirts,ties,caps etc.) It was set in a large (oddly Hogwarts like) hall, with some old guy, easilly 70+ wearing only a masters cap and gown (the principal one assumes) socks, shoes and suspenders stood in the corner of the big hall, with a huge ugly woman in basque and suspenders et al throwing cream cakes at his hard, exposed cock. When she scored a direct hit (easilly done at a range of 2-3 yards) he would doff his cap, saying in poorly dubbed German/English "Jolly good shot old girl, well done!" interspersed with this were other clips, including a bizzare silent clip of a street prostitute kicking and clawing at a punter, kicking him to the ground and smashing his head with her hand bag. Some softcore Black and White clips of tennis and poolside games from a nudist camp (from the 50's or so) and clips of a truly awful American "punk" band playing a gig in the nude, to a nude audience. It may heve been a compilation of sorts, and I was well mashed, but it's the oddest stuff I've ever seen

[dohupa]

I'll give you a K+ for this mate. That was definitely 70s; drugs, chicks and sex in costumes of all sorts.

It sounded like a Federico Fellini secret sex film actually.

[porty]

a guy eating his dinner with 2 girls squatting on the table either side his plate, and then he pulled a salt pot out of one girls ass, pepper out the other, put some on his dinner, replaced the pots back in thier asses and started to eat again..... ?????

[jsandy]

When I was in a video cabinet in Germany there was a movie of a bald fat lady in a gang bang with five black midgets.

Another time I there was a piss and sperm party video where a group of about twenty men took turns ejaculating and pissing into two women's mouths who then French kissed and snowballed. I could only stand to watch this for about one minute. My tastes are a little more conventional than that.

I also saw a clip of a dominatrix burning a man's penis with a cigarette then stepping on his balls with high heeled shoes. Again I could only stand about one minute of this.

Those German kaviar videos look pretty awful and I don't think I would attempt to watch one.

Bukkakkes are about the strangest thing I can think of. I don't understand why anybody would want to participate in one. I'm not passing judgment though. If it makes you feel good, do it.

[yogsototh]

Hi there,
And what about a man "fucking" a chicken ? ;D
I think it's an old CC video called "Animal Farm" orsome like that... I'm not into bestiality, but that scene was the weirdest thing i saw...
Funny though

[doomjeffs]

How about two twins fisting each other. (still got the film on my pc.

[anony_monster]

the wiredest I've seen was edward penis hands
a play on the famous tim burton movie
starred trinity lorren (she was a sex toys sales woman who discovered him in an old house
the strangest scene was the dinner table
with edward trying to eat with his penis hands
wierd!!!!

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