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Old 02-13-2015, 08:20 AM   #1911
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Perhaps I should join the TA appreciation society?

The local version of this article, syndicated via The Times, ran under the headline: "Abbott a galah, says US politico".

edit: I didn't realise US politicos knew about Galahs?

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Old 02-13-2015, 01:04 PM   #1912
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He really is a rude word for female genitalia.
...yes but to do it justice you would need two things.

1) a typically aussie understatement. eg. your friend is a "big", "complete" or "steaming pile of" said "shit". However, your enemy is a "little" or "bit of a" said "shit".

2) a typically aussie inflection. eg the letter "u" would be pronounced "ar" as in "car".

Put it all together and you get... "a bit of a carnt".

I prefer "a feckless carnt" but only when I'm trying to be a bit high brow.
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2) a typically aussie inflection. eg the letter "u" would be pronounced "ar" as in "car"..
Only if you come from outback Queensland and no one understands them. For the rest of us, the 'u' is pronounced 'unt' as in punt; thus the old punchline, 'the girls are on the way..what the hell's a panoe!'
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2) a typically aussie inflection. eg the letter "u" would be pronounced "ar" as in "car".

Put it all together and you get... "a bit of a carnt".
It's also like that pronouncing Can't

And as for can't (carnt)

I reckon palo carnt sleep in a bedroom which may or may not have a snake in it... if he lived with me



Never mind the pink bedding

But then again, If I lived with him, I'd be scared of a snowman
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Over here the last month, there's been a huge kerfuffle over the training of greyhounds for racing, using live baiting.

http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/stori...16/4178920.htm

I'm not a dog guy. But apparently, if greyhounds are not trained to be killers. They're pretty placid dogs that stfu and stay out of the way. Low maintenance. That's my kind of dog. Little responsibility required of me, and it's fine.

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Does any member from a country where cricket is not a popular sport, know that the Cricket World Cup is being held in Australia atm?
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know that the Cricket World Cup is being held in Australia atm?
No, they all think it's being held in NZ atm.

Are you volunteering to explain the (main?) rules to folk?

Apparently Oz invented the (cricket sense of the) word "sledging".
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Late Feb/early March is becoming tornado season around where I live. They not big, EF 3 at max, but it's happened the past few years now.
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No, they all think it's being held in NZ atm.
That's pretty funny.

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Are you volunteering to explain the (main?) rules to folk?
Well, to start with, there's 3 types of cricket. Test match can go for up to 5 days, one-day cricket and 20/20 cricket...

...Err, I think I might give this a pass.
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Well, to start with, there's 3 types of cricket. Test match can go for up to 5 days, one-day cricket and 20/20 cricket...
I prefer these two types

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