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Old 03-02-2015, 12:52 PM   #1911
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I would shit myself if I saw that!
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I would shit myself if I saw that!
Isn't that what most people do... when they're on the loo? Spidey-spy or not?








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Old 03-02-2015, 01:10 PM   #1913
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I suppose I'd be at the right place at the right time.
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Old 03-02-2015, 01:10 PM   #1914
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I would shit myself if I saw that!
Well...funny you should say that... as me being a wus*, I did, but hey I was in the right place at the time.

*wus, "woos", serious lack of intestinal fortitude!
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When is Australia finally going to annex New Zealand for the good of the Kiwis?

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Oh yes Tarkus-I can see the reasons now...

(1) bushfires
(2) tropical cyclones
(3) drought
(4) economy in a worse state
(5) can't keep the same Prime minister for more than about 5 minutes
(6) lone wolf jihadi events
(7) incompatible political systems

All those things we're been missing out on-its an absolute tragedy!
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Oh yes Tarkus-I can see the reasons now...

(1) bushfires
(2) tropical cyclones
(3) drought
(4) economy in a worse state
(5) can't keep the same Prime minister for more than about 5 minutes
(6) lone wolf jihadi events
(7) incompatible political systems

All those things we're been missing out on-its an absolute tragedy!
You forgot science denying Government.
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This is Bob (or maybe Son of Bob), so named by a German girl who stayed here for a while.

I was out working in the garden once (which is in itself worthy of note) and was sitting down having a break. It was hot and I had my shirt off. I felt a leaf or something on my shoulder, looked down to see what it was and one of these things was staring back at me from about 2".

I was cool though. I jumped about 3' in the air, he jumped about 4' and we shot off at a rate of knots in opposite directions.

They cover a huge amount of territory during the course of a night. That's probably because (a) they don't spin webs because they're too big and (b) they have to consume so many mossies, flies and bugs to maintain supplies. It's rather disconcerting when you go to bed and Bob's down one end of the house, and next morning he's up the other end.

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When is Australia finally going to annex New Zealand for the good of the Kiwis?
Sorry, couldn't see your embedded, base64-encoded(?) jpg image so may have missed a hidden meaning, but: can Aussie not win at cricket any other way except via these underhand (-arm) techniques?

Yes, right, that tease will likely back-fire on me pretty soon, but.

An aside: a NZ parliamentary select committee toured Oz investigating the option of joining prior to Federation in 1901. In their report they argued against the idea in significant part because of the racism they observed, particularly in parts of Qld.--e.g. against immigrant labourers working in the sugar-cane industry. Sadly, they were perhaps blind to the racism that existed then (& still in parts today) in NZ.
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There was movement in the party, for the word had passed around
That the thug from Northern Beaches could not stay
He had told so many lies that the punters all had found
That they could not believe a thing, he had to say

So the politicians plotted from locations near and far
As the centre fought against the rabid right
They all agreed the thug was becoming more bizarre
but they knew he'd not go down without a fight

Turnbull had made his pile from banking and the law
But he'd lost out to the thug some years ago
His plan was just to wait, for the thug to meet his fate
He had the numbers, but wanted more, to run the show

And Bishop from the west, played at sitting on the fence
Though she thought to throw her own hat in the ring
She was quick to take offence as the thug became more tense
And with Malcolm she could stay on a good thing

Some others liked their chances and they jockeyed for a place
Scott Morrison and perfidious poodle Pyne
They gave the thug some space but knew he'd run his race
So they positioned to survive in Turnbull's line

But others from the right, thought the thug might win the fight
Andrews, Corman, Brandis, Hockey and Robb
But by far the biggest fear was for their own career
As Turnbull might relieve them of their job

As the leaks came in a flood you could smell the scent of blood
Even Murdoch's mob were calling for the end
While the thug was sticking fast, his fate was ready cast
It was not a case of if, but only when
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