The worst or most disgusting things you ever ate or drank

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by thunderfly

except to say that it was worse than vile

The moral of the story ....

Don't eat greens

[MaxJoker]

They were reduced to 50p each at my local evil Co-Op



The BabyRuth (Watched the Goonies last night ) was £1.19 though
Kinda pissed off I got it as the place was so busy just wildly swung at the chocolate section. Only when I got back to my apartment at V.E.F towers did I realise it was Nestle
Grrrrrrrr can't stand Nestle and this is the first product of theirs I've bought in three years.
Only went out for food because Mal was making himself BBQ Bacon rolls on the balcony across from mine, and the wafting smells got me peckish.
Yes he shares.
Let me wash his plate and pan up yesterday
Oh well.
I digress



Wish I`d gotten two steak pies.



The chicken was vile.
Tasted a cross between greasy semolina and musky cat food.
Now some may state the case that I shouldn't have eaten it cold and heated it up
Butt I`m a high paid busy Mod and ain't got time to heat



In comparison the steak pie was nice and gourmet flavoured.

Even the gristle



You`ll probably notice how I`m only mainly scoffing the contents and left ninety percent of the pastry (Wasn't wasted , fed the wild bloodshot eyed seagulls outside).



Well that`s because I`m on a sort of diet



Also am terrified Trails will turn both "You eat crap stop it" bemoaning barrels at me otherwise

[Clouddancer]

Originally Posted by thunderfly

Lava bread which is a Welsh 'dish' made from seaweed. It actually tastes as revolting as it looks and it looks (as can be seen by the picture) vile. I only had about half a teaspoon full and not a whole serving.
I've also always hated rhubarb and was practically forced to eat it as a child in school when rhubarb crumble was for dessert.

I remember when I lived in Swansea, a friend offered to cook me a special breakfast. Cockles, Lava bread, & Bacon, I was starving, it took him around an hour to produce it, all the while telling me how marvellous it was going to be,& that my taste buds were going to sing at this culinary masterpiece. I can only say I was nearly sick once it entered my mouth, the bacon was OK, but the combination of Lava bread & cockles, which looked as if sick cow had just defecated on the plate, was truly truly disgusting. I had to pronounce, I was sated, & full to stave off seconds.

[Sir Honkers]

My wife reckons it's a biscuit my four year old grandson put on my plate after sucking it and finding he didn't like it.
What!...it was chocolate coffee flavour!

[MaxJoker]

Custard , pears with M&M`s

Exactly , you`d have thought it`d work



Didn't

[MaxJoker]

Hey ,

Want to spoon a concoction of lamb gristle , lamb fat , veg substitute mush , plus enough salt per can serving to flavour every portion of rice eaten in China for a month

Then please partake of this ,



Utterly vicious vile bastard

[Roubignol]

Pork, brain, mammals muscles or fat, liver, duck.

[Butterboy]

Kidney is pretty rank, so soft and mushy. But I do eat Pâté
Tomato juice I find really disgusting, also V8.
I once had something called Scipion in France, I never knew what it was but Google reveals it is cuttlefish. I thought it was some sort of mushroom but no.
Guacamole I really dislike.
Pussy - but only once because of a hygiene issue. I licked it once and was like nooo waaay. Killed the mood.
Semen (my own) I'd been curious for years but never had the motivation to try it, especially after a wank. In my experience the taste itself isn't that bad but it leaves a residue in your mouth which is unpleasant and difficult to get rid of. If you're familiar with Heather from ideepthroat, she deepthroats her partner while swallowing so circumvents this issue.
Pigs' ears in Thailand. Not bad in taste but all gristle, so very chewy.
A curry I had once, I'd ordered something relatively mild and when it came it had a few big, whole chillies in it. Like an idiot I ate one, then another, then a third, assuming they were mild. It was awful, I was so hot that I actually went really dizzy and couldn't stand up. I was in agony.
Cow's stomach and bone marrow soup in Malaysia. A local bought it for me as a delicacy, so I had to eat it. Tasted fine but the inside of a cow's stomach is like something out of a horror movie.

[effCup]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

"You eat crap stop it"

Max, have you ever thought of getting one of those fancy cameras medicos sometimes use? Either on the end of a wire or in pi££ form. Then you could take pics. and share what you've eaten from the inside--stomach or bowel.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by effCup

Max, have you ever thought of getting one of those fancy cameras medicos sometimes use? Either on the end of a wire or in pi££ form. Then you could take pics. and share what you've eaten from the inside--stomach or bowel.

Why yes yes I have thought about it

Only rejected the idea when learned none of them thar endoscopes were available in pepperoni flavour

Annnnnnyway

Worst most disgusting thing I ate lately was yesterdays traitorous dinner

Or BenedictJoker as I've named it



Hadn't eaten chicken liver in ages and now regret revisiting the bastard. As bewilderingly it tasted of only bitterness

How bitter

Do you all remember that chapter in Sam Fox`s autobiography (Now ruined for other men) where she let`s rip with both blasting boobs at Greenman for dumping her



Well if anything that vicious liver was even more bitter