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April 17th, 2024, 10:04 AM
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My girlfriend gave me a handjob in the sauna.
I got a heat stroke.
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April 17th, 2024, 01:32 PM
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Why dont any robots have brothers?
Because they all have trans sisters
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April 17th, 2024, 06:54 PM
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So I said, "American state, six letters?"
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April 18th, 2024, 08:39 AM
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How much does a roof cost
Nothing, It’s on the house 
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April 18th, 2024, 01:28 PM
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Why did the star decide to take a vacation?
It needed some space
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April 18th, 2024, 02:40 PM
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April 18th, 2024, 10:33 PM
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Did you hear they caught the Devil yesterday? He was charged with possession.
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April 19th, 2024, 10:09 AM
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My girlfriend is always stealing my shirts and sweaters...
But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk" 
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