If you had three wishes ?

[chupachups]

reminds me of the old joke

with the first wish, the guy wishes for a ferrari, so ping, a ferrari appears out of nowhere

with the second wish, the guy wishes to be fabulously wealthy, so ping, the boot of the ferrari is full of cash, diamonds, gold coins etc

so the guy is now cruising along the road with his shiny new ferrari and a boot full of wonga, when he spies this beautiful girl

"I wish I was between her legs", ping, he is a sanitary towel

[Mad Koala Bear]

Wish number 1. I'd like unlimited wishes please.
Wish number 2. er, that's it.

[Sam Spade]

The ability to travel through time, i wanna see the dinosaurs. [/geek]

The ability to travel to alien worlds, and meet the locals.[/geek]

To have Mae, Barbara, Charlene, Shelley and Cybil as my travelling companions/bed warmer's

[zab79]

If I had 3 wishes

1) Wish I was less attractive, honestly its a pain having women practically throw themselves at me on a daily basis
2) Wish I had less money, theres only so many fast cars and mansions one man should have
3) Wish I had a smaller penis, its embarassing when women stare at my crotch constantly

... life is hard guys, if only Genie Bob was real

[kjwan]

1: Omnipotence,
then you don't need wishes 2 or 3!

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by kjwan

1: Omnipotence,
then you don't need wishes 2 or 3!

Just be careful how you pronounce that though , as Chris Tarrant asked for the very same thing only Bob misheard him



Professionally embarrassing or what ! , still he can laugh about it now

[Simo]

Had some big laughs reading this thread but just the same i`ll make three serious wishes as a couple of people have done so already

1) Better health for my father in law
2) That everybody develops a lasting respect for life
3) Steadier hands

But if one and two take it out of Bob then tell him i can live without number three being granted

[krustymcc]

A cup of tea,
a bacon butty
and a roll-up.

(and they say I lack ambition!)

[Saturday]

Originally Posted by kiwi

3. More lurkers say thank you to all posters.

Just took responsibility to fulfill your wish from my side and thanked

It seems one wish is enough - all wishes should become true.

[MaxJoker]

Bob and i`s friendship has been strained recently as the man don`t believe in moderation and find da whole idea an aberration



But after explaining the titles misinterpretation and that it`s not about discrimination or creative annihilation , rather the emancipation of respectful communication and collective imagination ,we`re now cool



Plus i think the hat i bought him helped , anyway onto me own proper three

1) Make all harmful or destructive chemicals and industrial substances on the earth inert , that includes ionising radiation and Nuclear outputs. Know that would sort of mess up things for a few months but that`d only be in the short term , as long term the world would be a much safer place .Never more so as nations would be forced to work together instead of plotting ways to blow their commercial rivals into space

2) That Mark Chapman had accidentally blown his head off the first time he tried to load


3) To relive my life from age nine with all the knowledge i now possess , because for reasons i won't go into my family made me feel like i was an idiot growing up. Also i`d be able to put all my paper round and car cleaning money in a fledgling new company called Microsoft , which means i`d have been able to retire the day before i began full time employment