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May 26th, 2012, 09:04 PM | #1621 | |
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I wish those thousand demons, former VEF mods and Catholic priests are all at the Blue Oyster, while I am somewhere else.
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May 30th, 2012, 05:00 AM | #1622 | |
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May 30th, 2012, 01:48 PM | #1623 |
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Granted. Although, it seems kind of pointless to fufill the wish of someone who's been dead for over 5,000 years.
I wish to give anal sex to 80's porn bebe Buffy Davis.
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May 30th, 2012, 04:32 PM | #1624 |
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Generous Genie puts you two together in the Strap-On Sally remake, and you will receive double what you put in !
I wish TCO95 to become obsessed with the Strap-On Sally remake to the point that all his waking hours are wanking hours.
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May 30th, 2012, 04:52 PM | #1625 | |
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I wish Bugatti would hurry up and deliver my new car. |
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June 2nd, 2012, 10:51 AM | #1626 |
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Granted. Sanjay Bugatti is on the way with your "new" 1984 Ford Tempo.
Sanjay wishes the gas tank didn't leak so much since he has to push the car more than he can drive it.
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June 3rd, 2012, 07:44 AM | #1627 | |
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I wish to visit South Park, Colorado some day. |
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June 3rd, 2012, 02:33 PM | #1628 |
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Granted. "Goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time..." Oh my god, they missed Kenny and killed TCO95! You bastards!
I wish for a sunny day.
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June 3rd, 2012, 04:33 PM | #1629 |
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Granted. You are tied down, spread eagle and buck naked in the desert while TCO95 flicks flesh-eating ants at your privates.
I wish for an uneventful Sunday.
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June 3rd, 2012, 07:32 PM | #1630 | |
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