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May 2nd, 2012, 03:05 PM | #1571 |
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Granted. However, you go broke buying golden eggs for that damn goose to screw.
I wish everyone in the USA would send me one American dollar.
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May 2nd, 2012, 05:42 PM | #1572 | |
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I wish the Six Million Dollar Man realised the effects of inflation
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May 2nd, 2012, 06:11 PM | #1573 | |
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May 2nd, 2012, 06:19 PM | #1574 |
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They are.....and then bankrupt the country by claiming it back in expenses.
I wish HM Govt was on drugs
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May 2nd, 2012, 07:52 PM | #1575 | |
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May 2nd, 2012, 08:12 PM | #1576 | |
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I wish I would stop wishing my life away.
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May 2nd, 2012, 11:34 PM | #1577 |
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Granted. Tomorrow or the day after, you will become a procrastinator.
I wish I could become a procrastinator sooner or later.
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May 3rd, 2012, 02:39 PM | #1578 | |
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May 4th, 2012, 01:32 AM | #1579 | |
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I wish to be paid in gold bullion from now on.
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May 4th, 2012, 06:08 PM | #1580 |
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Granted just at the point asteroid mining starts and gold becomes as common as Zimbabwean Dollars and worth only half as much.
I wish I had cream for me asteroids
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