The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. The police stop arresting you because they know you "keister" your stash, and they can't stand your squeals of joy when they do their body cavity search.

I wish the police would train badgers to perform the body cavity search on TCO95.

Granted. The police train the Wisconsin Badger's sexy female cheerleaders to perform body cavity searches, every night.

I wish the Titanic would go back in time and complete it's voyage safely just so I wouldn't have to keep hearing about the damn thing.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish the Titanic would go back in time and complete it's voyage safely just so I wouldn't have to keep hearing about the damn thing.

Granted. The Titanic arrived safely, and your grandparents met different people, so you are never born. You owe Genie bigtime for granting your wish twice !

I wish TCO95 would be reincarnated as an airport security guard who has to perform body cavity searches, in a country that doesn't have toilet paper.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. The Titanic arrived safely, and your grandparents met different people, so you are never born. You owe Genie bigtime for granting your wish twice !

I wish TCO95 would be reincarnated as an airport security guard who has to perform body cavity searches, in a country that doesn't have toilet paper.

Granted. He is an airport guard in Brazil, the land of the bidet and the string bikini. He has pictures of his boss performing with a llama so his area has a sign "No Men and No Fat Chicks". You couldn't wipe the smile off his face with a hammer.

I wish to get a job monitoring the internet for the government.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. He is an airport guard in Brazil, the land of the bidet and the string bikini. He has pictures of his boss performing with a llama so his area has a sign "No Men and No Fat Chicks". You couldn't wipe the smile off his face with a hammer.

I wish to get a job monitoring the internet for the government.

Granted. You get to monitor all the hardcore sites for gay men.

I wish they would do a remake of "Maude"

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish they would do a remake of "Maude"

French Genie heard that as "Mort" and so they make a film of your death and in that artsy fartsy French way it ends with "Fin"

I wish fish didn't get all the credit for French Films

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

French Genie heard that as "Mort" and so they make a film of your death and in that artsy fartsy French way it ends with "Fin"

I wish fish didn't get all the credit for French Films

Granted. Due to falling attendance, films now end with "Thank you for viewing our movie. While you were busy we stole your car." During fade out it shows "Badger".

I wish The Toledo Mud Hens would win the World Series of Baseball.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish The Toledo Mud Hens would win the World Series of Baseball.

Granted. They will win right after the Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

I wish the NHL would return to the original six.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. However, the NHL sends the rabid mobs of dispossessed fans from Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia and several other cities (especially Winnipeg, whoo boy, they're pissed) to your door for the explanation why. By the way, do you know what cross-checking is?

I wish the Sabres had made the playoffs this season.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish the Sabres had made the playoffs this season.

English Genie fed up with all the American Sport references makes them play cricket instead and they win the "World Series" (which shows all my knowledge of sport)

I wish I was a trainer/masseur for the Brazillian Ladies Beach Volleyball Team

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I was a trainer/masseur for the Brazillian Ladies Beach Volleyball Team

Cricket hating Genie (he lost a bundle betting on Pakistan) makes you the trainer/masseur for the Brazilian Ladyboys with huge balls team.

I wish I could say anything nice about soccer.