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April 24th, 2018, 02:42 AM | #2431 |
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I have watched many, many thousands of movies in my time but I can say with absolute conviction that Transformers 5 - The Last Knight is the biggest piece of crap I have EVER SEEN....
I somehow summoned the immense strength to sit through over 2 and a half hours of this utter mindless drivel with no story... and the worst thing is, the budget was obviously huge, but I can only surmise a few pennies went on the script.......The Blair Witch Project had a better story and that cost £2.50 to make....I would rather have watched Prometheus 5 times so help me....Michael Bay... YOU SUCK |
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April 25th, 2018, 01:31 PM | #2432 |
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I'm watching The World According To Garp atm.
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April 26th, 2018, 03:48 AM | #2433 |
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God Awful Movie...That I'll Never Forgive
I've seen a lot of garbage ass movies in my lifetime, some low budget, some blockbusters, and everything in between....This one....Holy hell, this one was a steaming pile.
Only God Forgives (2013) The best way I can describe this tripe...Part Slasher Flick, Part Art House Film. Wanna see Ryan Gosling slowly walk down a hallway with no dialogue? Wanna see a movie where a mother compares the penis size of her sons? Then this is the movie for you. Oh, you say you want to see someone hack the arms off of people, then suddenly cut to the machete wielding guy singing in a karaoke bar...on more than one occasion? Well, you got it! I don't know what the hell they were going for by making this movie, but if it was to bore and confuse me at the same time...They hit the mark. If somebody tells you to watch this movie, tell them that they should replace the sugar in their coffee with broken glass.
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April 26th, 2018, 12:10 PM | #2434 |
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June 28th, 2018, 04:58 PM | #2435 |
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Ricci and Cusak can act.. We've seen it.. However here.. They don't just phone it in.. They both lazily - Can't be arsed the script and director are shite so why bother - scribbled on a postcard it in !!
If you want to know just how piss poor rotten this film is study Cusak`s haunted shellshocked expression in the poster ,
Then multiple that by an incalculable degree of abject banality. What`s the the plot There is no plot worth mentioning. That makes a blind bit of sense. Or and most importantly. Was worth making into , whatever the cheesy cocking hell this thing is. I`d sum the monstrosity up in one word = Embarrassing. Actually felt slightly sorrowful that JC in particular seemingly is that broke () or that disliked () by the major motion producing picture industry. He has to take such rancid roles
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July 5th, 2018, 06:35 AM | #2436 |
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Clueless (1995)
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July 5th, 2018, 02:00 PM | #2438 |
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)
Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)
Where do I begin? Well the movie has a great oral scene with the delectable Randi Brooks. Otherwise it's dreadful. Worse than the 'Porkies' franchise. More of Randi here: http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...t=randi+brooks Plot: Russell has been expelled from several schools for lewd, crude and nude conduct. Busterburger University is his last chance at education and satisfying his disappointed parents. Last edited by MaxJoker; July 5th, 2018 at 02:07 PM.. Reason: Resized image |
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July 6th, 2018, 10:59 PM | #2439 |
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Watchmen - utter diatribe
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July 7th, 2018, 02:14 AM | #2440 |
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valerian the city of a thousand planets: this actually made me annoyed because it was so bad. the two "heros" who look like kids compared to everyone else never seem to be in any danger, and they're also the most annoying actors. the story is also somewhat convoluted with many "star wars-type" aliens.
hereditary: i can't understand how people enjoyed this film. it was so boring and it felt like it was 3 hrs long. i thought the youngest kid was the best actor but she's gone pretty quickly and then you have to wait FOREVER until anything interesting happens. then it lasts 5 minutes before the most ridiculous ending i've ever seen battlespace: i dare anyone to watch this film until the end. see how long you can last. it's like seeing how long you can stay underwater. good luck and sorry |
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