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April 27th, 2014, 12:40 PM	#111
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,084 Times in 3,078 Posts	Entering the shower always make sure the girl's shaver is in her shelf and not somewhere on the floor.. __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

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April 27th, 2014, 12:46 PM	#112
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,866 Times in 57,575 Posts	Don't join that online forum,You'll just end up getting addicted and it'll take up all Your time... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 27th, 2014, 05:49 PM	#113
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,833 Times in 9,416 Posts	never BBQ in the nude without an apron __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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May 4th, 2014, 05:02 PM	#114
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,652 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,734 Times in 3,527 Posts	Note to self: "When going to the gymn, make sure you don't take one left-foot training shoe and one left-foot interview shoe, like you did last Saturday. You muppet!" __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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May 4th, 2014, 05:49 PM	#115
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,373 Times in 14,171 Posts	No matter how good looking your girl is never enter McDonalds drive thru. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 4th, 2014, 06:07 PM	#116
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,024 Times in 60,347 Posts	Whenever your with your mates and chattin' about the past, never ever mention hookers without first lookin' over your shoulder __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 5th, 2014, 05:32 PM	#117
BondJmsBond Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,060 Thanks: 28,089 Thanked 27,281 Times in 3,005 Posts	" When you leave a job, actually TIE the ladder to your truck instead of just laying it on the rack forgetting the ties and blithely hurtling onward."

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May 6th, 2014, 02:49 PM	#118
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,630 Times in 9,629 Posts	When going to a football game in the upper deck of an outdoor stadium in December with temperatures around 20F and winds around 25MPH, bring a pair of gloves. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 15th, 2015, 10:29 AM	#119
Glen Quagmire Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Quahog Posts: 7,850 Thanks: 349,696 Thanked 135,755 Times in 7,868 Posts	If a girl does not want to be called pretty, she does not want to be called cow either... __________________ If a image or a link is broken, please send me a pm so I can fix it. Giggidy giggidy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 15th, 2015, 11:50 AM	#120
pgpilot Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 69 Thanks: 358 Thanked 858 Times in 60 Posts	When your new girlfriend goes mental a few weeks into the relationship, don't think this is just a one off and it'll never happen again.

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