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May 30th, 2019, 09:44 AM | #14731 |
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Sorry that's not Gouda enough...
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May 30th, 2019, 10:06 AM | #14732 |
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Well, we could always bung in a religious angle:
Q: Which sort of cheese is the most religious? A: Swiss, because it's holy. And speaking of Federer, I mean Feta: Q: What did one cheese say to the other? A: Something smells Swiss-picious! |
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May 30th, 2019, 11:53 AM | #14733 |
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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May 30th, 2019, 01:28 PM | #14734 |
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Female patient to male dentist..........
"I would rather go through the pain of having a baby than have my tooth out." Dentist replies, "Well make your mind up because it will mean lowering the chair." |
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May 30th, 2019, 01:40 PM | #14735 |
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May 30th, 2019, 10:53 PM | #14736 |
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Q:What's fifty feet long, has a slack jaw and only three teeth?
A: The funnel cake line at the Arkansas State Fair. |
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May 31st, 2019, 06:30 AM | #14737 |
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Hardly a joke, but perhaps still amusing?:
At the armistice in 1918, Winston Churchill's private secretary declared that he was so grateful for the American contribution to the victory that he wanted to kiss Uncle Sam 'on both cheeks'. Churchill retorted: 'But not on all four.' - James Barr, 2018, Lords of the Desert, p.5. |
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May 31st, 2019, 12:42 PM | #14738 |
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A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway, and he started chasing after the speeder. When he got close, he saw it was a woman who was knitting while driving. The cop yelled "Pull over!" She shouted back, "No, It's a sweater!"
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May 31st, 2019, 02:20 PM | #14739 |
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Honestly, all these people who moan about the price of things.
Cup of tea; £2.00 Cup of coffee; £2.50 Sandwich; £3.00 Slice of cake; £1.50 Piece of fruit; £1.00 That's the last time I'm having my friends and neighbours round at my house. |
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May 31st, 2019, 04:40 PM | #14740 |
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