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**tomesing** · May 13th, 2019, 12:33 PM

A couple is sitting at breakfast.
She takes all courage and asks him if he could go to the doctor after his job because his 50 cm penis is too much for her.
He says I`m doing my angel.

At the doctor this explains to him that it is not possible to cut his penis, he could not cut it so easy.
The man asks the doctor and what now.
The doctor tells him that there is a possibility. In the nearby forest in the old hollow oak lives a magic frog. Anyone who asks the frog did you want to marry me will shorten a penis by 10 cm if the frog says no.
The man sets off, finds the old hollow oak and also the magic frog is there.
Without hesitation he asks the magic frog if he wants to marry him.
The frog says no and click, his penis is only 40 cm long.
Still too long he thinks, and asks again if the frog wants to get married.
The frog says no again and click, his penis is only 30 cm long.

Now he is a bit unsure and calls his wife on whether she agrees with 30 cm.
She tells him that she would find it a little shorter or better.
The man asks again the magic frog you want to marry me and the frog says no no and again no.

tomesing

**vo1v0d** · May 13th, 2019, 12:37 PM

I retired on gyneocological grounds......I was working for cunts.

**trailmaster** · May 13th, 2019, 12:40 PM

A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent." The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" She replies, "Well the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."

**vo1v0d** · May 13th, 2019, 12:55 PM

I retired on antonymical reasons...the increments were excrement

**vo1v0d** · May 13th, 2019, 12:56 PM

I retired on genito-urinary tract reasons..............the job pissed me off

**vo1v0d** · May 13th, 2019, 12:57 PM

I retired for scatalogical reasons...........the job was shit

~~}[eywood~~ · May 13th, 2019, 01:08 PM

I retired for theological reasons. The job was Goddamned hard.

MaxJoker · May 13th, 2019, 01:33 PM

Why do male squirrels swim on their backs ? ,

To keep the nuts dry.

**Mal Hombre** · May 13th, 2019, 01:58 PM

I used to be a Human Cannonball but I got fired...

**vo1v0d** · May 13th, 2019, 02:29 PM

I retired for testicular reasons.......the job was bollocks

May 13th, 2019, 01:33 PM	#14658
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May 13th, 2019, 01:58 PM	#14659
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May 13th, 2019, 12:33 PM	#14651
tomesing Xxphd Fan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mönchengladbach Posts: 6,780 Thanks: 79,529 Thanked 230,380 Times in 6,797 Posts	A couple is sitting at breakfast. She takes all courage and asks him if he could go to the doctor after his job because his 50 cm penis is too much for her. He says I`m doing my angel. At the doctor this explains to him that it is not possible to cut his penis, he could not cut it so easy. The man asks the doctor and what now. The doctor tells him that there is a possibility. In the nearby forest in the old hollow oak lives a magic frog. Anyone who asks the frog did you want to marry me will shorten a penis by 10 cm if the frog says no. The man sets off, finds the old hollow oak and also the magic frog is there. Without hesitation he asks the magic frog if he wants to marry him. The frog says no and click, his penis is only 40 cm long. Still too long he thinks, and asks again if the frog wants to get married. The frog says no again and click, his penis is only 30 cm long. Now he is a bit unsure and calls his wife on whether she agrees with 30 cm. She tells him that she would find it a little shorter or better. The man asks again the magic frog you want to marry me and the frog says no no and again no. tomesing

May 13th, 2019, 12:37 PM	#14652
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,713 Times in 7,461 Posts	I retired on gyneocological grounds......I was working for cunts.

May 13th, 2019, 12:40 PM	#14653
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent." The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" She replies, "Well the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."

May 13th, 2019, 12:55 PM	#14654
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,713 Times in 7,461 Posts	I retired on antonymical reasons...the increments were excrement

May 13th, 2019, 12:56 PM	#14655
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,713 Times in 7,461 Posts	I retired on genito-urinary tract reasons..............the job pissed me off

May 13th, 2019, 12:57 PM	#14656
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,713 Times in 7,461 Posts	I retired for scatalogical reasons...........the job was shit

May 13th, 2019, 01:08 PM	#14657
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	I retired for theological reasons. The job was Goddamned hard.

May 13th, 2019, 02:29 PM	#14660
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,713 Times in 7,461 Posts	I retired for testicular reasons.......the job was bollocks