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April 12th, 2019, 08:43 PM | #14481 |
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You never appreciate what you have until it is gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
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April 12th, 2019, 10:09 PM | #14482 |
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April 13th, 2019, 11:44 AM | #14483 |
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Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? He replied, "It's running down my leg." |
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April 13th, 2019, 05:42 PM | #14484 |
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April 13th, 2019, 09:47 PM | #14485 |
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I had to quit my job as a meteorologist. I left under a cloud.
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April 14th, 2019, 07:37 AM | #14486 |
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Without doubt my favourite time of day is 6.30...hands down!
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April 14th, 2019, 03:52 PM | #14487 |
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Here's a very old one: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken had not yet evolved. |
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April 14th, 2019, 05:47 PM | #14488 |
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April 14th, 2019, 06:34 PM | #14489 |
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A large vodka and Viagra.
When you need a stiff drink. |
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April 14th, 2019, 09:35 PM | #14490 |
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