Things not to say to your mother in law - Page 46 - Vintage Erotica Forums

Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!

Home

		Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Things not to say to your mother in law

Best Porn Sites

Notices

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest which gives you limited access.

By joining you will gain full access to thousands of Videos, Pictures & Much More, with absolutely No Ads or Popups.

Membership is absolutely FREE and registration is FAST & SIMPLE so please, Register Today and join one of the friendliest communities on the net!

All members please note: Imagetwist will no longer be allowed in any section of this forum effective Friday, 03-27-2020.

File.al is not longer allowed at the forum effective immediately

Thank you for your cooperation

Attention: There is a prevalent email scam happening everywhere where the sender claims to have a password to a site and demands money in some form. Ignore it, do not respond and at most change passwords on any sites you frequent.

Effective immediately, moving or animated GIFs are not allowed in signatures. If your signature has one, please remove or replace it asap. Staff will remove them as and when we see them without notice.

Sincerest apologies to everyone for the recent blackout. VEF and several of our sister forums had a major server malfunction. The database index is being rebuilt from scratch and may take at least several days to be fully restored. Expect major weirdness and lots of glitches in the meantime. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

Unfortunately it seems that all of the posts made from the 13th March until the crash are permanently lost, please feel free to re-post any such material, apologies for this.

Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!

Reply

Page 46 of 71

46

April 12th, 2019, 08:15 PM	#451
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,093 Times in 29,968 Posts	450. a carnival mirror couldn't make you look worse then you do already __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to jomama For This Useful Post:

ball7, footstep, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Tester2010

April 13th, 2019, 06:30 AM	#452
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,212 Times in 15,753 Posts	Didn't I see you on America's most wanted? __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

footstep, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Tester2010

April 13th, 2019, 01:00 PM	#453
leinad27 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 141 Thanks: 75 Thanked 1,046 Times in 120 Posts	Your daughter gives good head. Did she get that from you ?

The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to leinad27 For This Useful Post:

ball7, footstep, jomama, Mister Fide

April 13th, 2019, 01:47 PM	#454
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,212 Times in 15,753 Posts	453 Sometimes I just want to strangle your daughter - if you know what I mean? __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

footstep, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Mister Fide, Tester2010

April 13th, 2019, 04:20 PM	#455
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,904 Times in 69,067 Posts	454 ~ I've blocked your toilet __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post:

ball7, footstep, jomama, Mal Hombre, Mister Fide, Tester2010

April 13th, 2019, 06:35 PM	#456
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,212 Times in 15,753 Posts	455 the dog is dead. __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

footstep, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Tester2010

April 13th, 2019, 10:43 PM	#457
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,093 Times in 29,968 Posts	456. That's not cyanide in your soup. You are just being paranoid __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to jomama For This Useful Post:

ball7, footstep, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Mister Fide, Tester2010

April 14th, 2019, 05:14 PM	#458
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,662 Times in 16,567 Posts	457. Your daughter isn't as tight after she had the baby. If she has any more, she'll be like a cavern

The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to palo5 For This Useful Post:

ball7, footstep, jomama, Mister Fide, Tester2010

April 14th, 2019, 05:18 PM	#459
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,662 Times in 16,567 Posts	458. Well, you taught your daughter one thing, so you're not a complete failure. I mean, she doesn't look after herself, can't cook, and never cleans the home. But she does swallow

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to palo5 For This Useful Post:

ball7, footstep, jomama, Mal Hombre, Mister Fide, Tester2010

April 14th, 2019, 11:51 PM	#460
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,093 Times in 29,968 Posts	459. your family tree is full of whores __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to jomama For This Useful Post:

footstep, gubaman52, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, palo5, Silicone Carne, Tester2010

Reply

Page 46 of 71

46

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts BB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is On HTML code is Off Forum Rules

Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 02:36 AM.