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March 7th, 2015, 03:42 PM | #511 |
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_ An Indian finally smells himself , dies and goes up to heaven _
He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them and says , "What the cocking shit do you want Paki" "I am here for Jesus" says the Indian. St Peter turns around and shouts , "Jesus, did you order a taxi ? " What's the French armies official battle flag ?. A white cross on a white background. Woke up this morning to find a dead woman lying outside my front door. So I dragged her inside then phoned the police. Fourteen hours later. Hey a man has needs.
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March 10th, 2015, 02:47 AM | #512 |
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What do you call a Muslim who owns sheep and goats?
Bisexual
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March 18th, 2015, 10:35 PM | #513 |
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My local violin group has decide to form a junior section for those under the age of 16, and they've decided to call the section "The kiddy fiddlers".
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March 22nd, 2015, 03:01 PM | #514 |
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This is probably a re run but I don't remember seeing it. At my age that really doesn't mean anything.
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March 22nd, 2015, 03:32 PM | #515 |
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You know your relationship is dead when the only thing you can do to add excitement to it is not delete your browsing history
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March 23rd, 2015, 07:57 PM | #516 |
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Heard the one about an Irishman that went to a klu klux klan fancy dress party, dressed as Al Jolson?
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March 25th, 2015, 04:10 PM | #517 |
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Jeremy Clarkson says he expects to be sacked by the BBC.
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March 25th, 2015, 04:59 PM | #518 |
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Do you know how the Jews have survived for 5,000 years. Because so many of them are doctors.
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April 1st, 2015, 06:30 PM | #519 |
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It is really hard for a younger brother to tell an old brother no. Just ask Erik Menendez.
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April 2nd, 2015, 07:40 PM | #520 |
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Okay this may already have been posted, if so sorry.
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