Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 176

MaxJoker · May 31st, 2019, 05:21 PM

What did Hitler get his niece for her birthday ? ,

An easy bake oven.

**seldomseen** · May 31st, 2019, 05:33 PM

Whats worse than sleeping with a 3 yr old?

When she turns round and says "she's had better"

**jomama** · May 31st, 2019, 11:11 PM

Why is the Catholic Church against the use of birth control?

The condoms kept getting stuck in the altar boys' braces.

**Mal Hombre** · June 1st, 2019, 07:48 AM

**seldomseen** · June 1st, 2019, 07:50 AM

A bloke see's a young girl standing at the top of a cliff crying her heart out. "whats wrong" he asks? "well" she says "my parents have just driving off the end of the cliff in the car, their dead! their fuc*ing dead!
The man turns to her and undoes his flies "your days just getting worse aint it love"

MaxJoker · June 1st, 2019, 04:39 PM

Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name ,

Six gold medals,

Four silver medals ,

Plus one argument with a woman .

**jomama** · June 1st, 2019, 09:45 PM

Gary Glitter rides a couple of six year old girls, and he gets three years. Poor old Christopher Reeve rode a horse, and they gave him the fucking chair!!

MaxJoker · June 2nd, 2019, 04:12 PM

My son got burned last year while lighting fireworks ,

Even though told him to light them at arms length ,

So now he's badly scarred for life,

As well as being a thalidomide.

**jomama** · June 3rd, 2019, 12:42 AM

what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing, ya told her twice.

May 31st, 2019, 08:25 AM	#1751
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May 31st, 2019, 05:21 PM	#1752
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,404 Times in 69,067 Posts	What did Hitler get his niece for her birthday ? , An easy bake oven. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2019, 05:33 PM	#1753
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,918 Times in 38,112 Posts	Whats worse than sleeping with a 3 yr old? When she turns round and says "she's had better" __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

May 31st, 2019, 11:11 PM	#1754
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,697 Thanks: 3,490,457 Thanked 343,713 Times in 29,811 Posts	Why is the Catholic Church against the use of birth control? The condoms kept getting stuck in the altar boys' braces. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

June 1st, 2019, 07:48 AM	#1755
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,404 Times in 57,548 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 1st, 2019, 07:50 AM	#1756
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,918 Times in 38,112 Posts	A bloke see's a young girl standing at the top of a cliff crying her heart out. "whats wrong" he asks? "well" she says "my parents have just driving off the end of the cliff in the car, their dead! their fuc*ing dead! The man turns to her and undoes his flies "your days just getting worse aint it love" __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

June 1st, 2019, 04:39 PM	#1757
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,404 Times in 69,067 Posts	Too soon ? Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name , Six gold medals, Four silver medals , Plus one argument with a woman . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 1st, 2019, 09:45 PM	#1758
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,697 Thanks: 3,490,457 Thanked 343,713 Times in 29,811 Posts	Gary Glitter rides a couple of six year old girls, and he gets three years. Poor old Christopher Reeve rode a horse, and they gave him the fucking chair!! __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

June 2nd, 2019, 04:12 PM	#1759
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,404 Times in 69,067 Posts	My son got burned last year while lighting fireworks , Even though told him to light them at arms length , So now he's badly scarred for life, As well as being a thalidomide. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 3rd, 2019, 12:42 AM	#1760
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,697 Thanks: 3,490,457 Thanked 343,713 Times in 29,811 Posts	what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing, ya told her twice. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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