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February 4th, 2019, 12:09 PM	#1591
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,982 Times in 38,112 Posts	What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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Alfac, ball7, bp666, Arturo2nd, captpike, chip, dennisomatic, electrofreak, Estreeter, jomama, MaxJoker, rockernut, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, trailmaster

February 4th, 2019, 04:14 PM	#1592
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What’s the worst way for a rapist to apologize to their victim ? , Make up sex. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 7th, 2019, 05:44 PM	#1593
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	First school rugby match was a lot like my first time having sex , Was bloodied and sore at the end, But at least dad came. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Alfac, ball7, BondJmsBond, bp666, Arturo2nd, captpike, chip, dennisomatic, electrofreak, Estreeter, jomama, kenmil4, Mal Hombre, Mudmonster, rockernut, seldomseen, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, trailmaster, tsunamiSD

February 8th, 2019, 04:09 PM	#1594
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How did the leper slapping contest end ? , There was a face off. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 11th, 2019, 03:51 PM	#1595
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How do you keep the neighbourhood kids from playing in front of your house ? , Molest at least one of them. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Alfac, ball7, Arturo2nd, captpike, chip, ConstantOgler, dennisomatic, effiefan, electrofreak, Estreeter, jomama, kenmil4, Mal Hombre, Mudmonster, polder, rockernut, seldomseen, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, trailmaster, tsunamiSD

February 12th, 2019, 04:41 PM	#1596
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face ? , Finding out it was traced. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Alfac, ball7, BondJmsBond, Arturo2nd, captpike, chip, dennisomatic, effiefan, electrofreak, Estreeter, jomama, kenmil4, Mal Hombre, Mudmonster, polder, rockernut, seldomseen, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, tsunamiSD

February 16th, 2019, 04:27 PM	#1597
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How do Chinese parents name children ? , Toss their baby down the stairs and make a note of whatever sounds it makes . What's the difference between the Chinese and racism ? , Racism has many different faces. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Alfac, ball7, bp666, Arturo2nd, captpike, dennisomatic, effiefan, electrofreak, Estreeter, jomama, kenmil4, Mal Hombre, Mudmonster, rockernut, seldomseen, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, trailmaster, tsunamiSD

February 16th, 2019, 04:38 PM	#1598
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,982 Times in 38,112 Posts	What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for christmas? Cancer __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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February 16th, 2019, 05:13 PM	#1599
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	Neil Warnock is in Argentina for Emiliano Sala’s funeral. Let’s hope Sala’s agent didn’t arrange Warnock’s flight home.

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Alfac, bp666, Arturo2nd, chip, dennisomatic, electrofreak, Estreeter, jomama, Mal Hombre, Mudmonster, Silicone Carne, Tester2010

February 18th, 2019, 05:03 PM	#1600
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do you call an African with Parkinson's ?, A chocolate shake. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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