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Hmm not sure why my strawberry joke got deleted?!

Could it be because the thing was not only lamer tamer than a Knock Knock joke .
But made bugger all sense

Oh and if you choose this medium to reply.
It`ll get trashed too.
You non-Troll massive thanker you

Why do pedophiles never win a race ? ,

They always prefer coming in a little behind.

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February 1st, 2019, 04:18 PM	#1587
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February 1st, 2019, 04:54 PM	#1588
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February 3rd, 2019, 02:18 PM	#1589
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	All non-twisted non-sick unfunny gosh darn corny jokes (There`s a thread for them) will be removed. If you don't like it (There was once one such above mine) then don't post`em Say what you want against pedophiles , They always keep under the speed limit around school zones. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 4th, 2019, 11:52 AM	#1590
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