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How to tell what kind of bear is chasing you:
If you're running, and you're running, and you run up a tree, and the bear follows you, it's a black bear. If you're running, and you're running, and you run up a tree, and the bear shakes you out of the tree, it's a brown bear. If you're running, and you're running, and you can't find a tree, it's a polar bear. Last edited by Almero; April 12th, 2017 at 04:58 PM.. |
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Told my doctor, "I must have a problem with my penis , Just before I'm about to make love to my girlfriend , she always laughs at it" ,
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