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Old August 28th, 2017, 11:30 PM   #2051
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You lose. Everyone knows that Kristy Swanson is the one and only TRUE vampire slayer. And much, MUCH hotter.


She showed what she was made of too.


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Sarah Michelle Gellar winning a daytime Emmy award. She also won an MTV award and a People's choice award. What did Kristy Swanson ever win. Just a minor award for best newest actress, a nothing award. Sarah Michelle Gellar beats Swanson hands down., and Gellars Buffy t.v. show lasted for 7 years. She is clearly the winner!. Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah. Also IMHO Gellar is better looking than Swanson will ever live to be!


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To all the losers on this thread. Yea that means yoooooooou!!


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Sarah Michelle Gellar winning a daytime Emmy award. She also won an MTV award and a People's choice award. What did Kristy Swanson ever win. Just a minor award for best newest actress, a nothing award. Sarah Michelle Gellar beats Swanson hands down., and Gellars Buffy t.v. show lasted for 7 years. She is clearly the winner!. Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah. Also IMHO Gellar is better looking than Swanson will ever live to be!




Since you have disrespected Kristy, I'm going to send a message to Sarah Michelle on Twitter and tell her you masturbate to her picture.
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Oh oh, looks like I found Trailmaster's last post. He ought to have known better then to go humping on those young heifers when the bull was loose in the pasture.


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