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Old August 22nd, 2017, 04:11 PM   #2021
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Big Grin Make not one post more any of you , as I intend to defend my victory with the help of this totally useless wank of a much too heavy cumbersome blatantly blunt triple bladed sword

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Old August 22nd, 2017, 04:49 PM   #2022
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I see you watch the same stupid movies I have.
Want another one try the SyFy stupidity "Trailer Park Shark". It be so stupid it is giggle worthy.
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Old August 22nd, 2017, 05:50 PM   #2023
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You can get started as soon as it finishes cooking.


Santee, let go of that pussy. I told you not to manhandle it like that.
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Old August 23rd, 2017, 12:56 PM   #2024
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Good thing I had these trophies. When I was besieged by those crazy paparazzi I did what I have always wanted to do: smash the heck out if them, broke heads, their cameras, everything!


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Old August 23rd, 2017, 04:33 PM   #2025
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Old August 24th, 2017, 12:55 PM   #2026
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As city police we love to win awards because it makes the residents commit more crime because they get crazy seeing us break laws, such as driving the wrong way down a one-way street, breaking red lights, stopping people for speeding when they were'nt, speeding without having our warning lights on and just parking our police cars in a secluded spot and do nothing the whole day!




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Old August 24th, 2017, 06:35 PM   #2027
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It's over now!


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I have decided to leave this thread and I have begged our beloved Mod to lock this thread in my honour.


I think you can guess what he said
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My guess is some thing like this.


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Yea, I won the game and the trophy, but since I'am an amateur I get no prize money, and in another few weeks no one will even remember me!


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