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July 11th, 2017, 12:09 PM | #3461 |
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Wish granted and as you post your final thread, this forum closes down.
I want a one night stand with the girl of my dreams. |
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July 11th, 2017, 10:19 PM | #3462 |
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Granted. And a one night stand is all you get. As she walks out of your life for evermore, you, realising you will never meet her like again, or ever know such happiness and joy as you had for a few short hours, top yourself.
I wish the weird painting of dad's that none of my siblings liked so I kept it as a memento of him, turned out to be a Pablo Picasso Last edited by Sir Honkers; July 11th, 2017 at 10:46 PM.. |
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July 11th, 2017, 11:39 PM | #3463 | |
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I wish the Nobel peace prize would be handed out to regular people on the street. |
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July 13th, 2017, 01:14 AM | #3464 |
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Granted and a very Noble gesture for the Nobel
And the award goes to Joe Bloggs a regular guy,,whatchyamean he gets it hes bald!,,bald guys can win it,nah regular guys have hair ,,ok you take it,nah he cant have it hes left handed ,regular guys are right handed ,hey thats not fair.I win it Im right and left handed,you cant have it your feckin thick,and ambidextrous.I win it I got hair and ambi...,what he said.You cant have it you got brown eyes ,everybody knows that the Scandis have blue eyes its the Nobel prize for jaysus sake,,,,OK OK I win it Im ambidextrous,and I got all me hair, and I got one blue eye and one brown eye how regular is that. Piss off you're a woman......and then the World Implodes I wish that when I was a horny young kid and the ad at the back of the Marvel Comic for X-Ray specs was real,and I could look at my best friends really hot Mom and see-through her clothes and see her knickers and when Una the babysitter called I wish I could put on dem glasses and see her arse,cos I know she wears nuthin underneath.....
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July 13th, 2017, 03:04 AM | #3465 | |
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July 13th, 2017, 09:49 AM | #3466 |
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All of a sudden your brain clears and it all clicks into place. You are a genius.
Trouble is you now both exist and yet don't exist...and you may even be it two places at the same time. You have some charm sometimes - but then people are put off by your strangeness...and you never know whether you are up or down. Eventually your brain can't take it anymore and you end up a gibbering idiot, fit only to be a VEF member. I would like alterations/repairs to my house to happen magically so that I don't have to put up with builders getting me up early, making huge amounts of noise and messing up my toilet. |
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July 13th, 2017, 05:19 PM | #3468 | |
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Deaf Genie grants your wish to suck on my toaster. Unfortunately for you, I left it plugged in this morning, so between the massive burns on your mouth and face and the electricity coursing through your body causing your muscles to spasm, the encounter is something less than you had hoped for. Also, I make you mop up the puddle of urine on my kitchen floor when you are done while whipping you with the toaster cord. I wish to be on vacation in Tahiti.
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