Songs that make you cringe or feel ill - Page 10

**winebeavis** · August 2nd, 2013, 11:35 PM

Many here I wholly agree with and would list. But to avoid redundancy I'll limit this to those not appearing on the "search this thread" function. It's just too painful to go back to see them all.

How Do You Do --Mouth and MacNeal. Maggie MacNeal was a nice looking young Dutch lady when this piece of tripe came out. Mouth was the Dutch version (and probably inspiration) of Meatloaf.

Danny's Song --Kenny Loggins. I really feel that I owe Kenny a severe beat down for this and that House on Pooh Corner song.

The Rain, The Park, & Other Things --Cowsills. I have puked while listening to this song.

Edit: thanks to the glory of youtube, there is a video of Mouth and MacNeal performing this song. That I feared might have been a bit obscure. Holy shit, this video is bizarre. It's like the video for "Safety Dance" meets Sesame Street in a bar. Maybe you needed drugs to fully understand. . . .

Estreeter · October 9th, 2013, 03:42 PM

Did you ever watch Beavis and Butthead and their reaction too a song that sucked was this

That's how I look right now after hearing This

Never heard of it till a few minutes ago on the TV, and hope too never again

**billybunter** · October 9th, 2013, 03:54 PM

Anything by glory hole pot head George Michael.

**sydney1** · October 9th, 2013, 07:15 PM

Anything by this tosser. Ladies and Gentlemen, please raise your fingers to..Michael Bolton. For whom the adjective crap was invented.
I almost hate him as much as Bieber and that's saying something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvW4Gy35t8o

**thunderfly** · October 9th, 2013, 10:56 PM

Woman in love by Barbara Streisand.

**winebeavis** · October 10th, 2013, 02:15 AM

Woman in Love --Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

Youtube link

It was after this song that I was certain TP's career would flame out and he'd soon be forgotten.

FWIW, my NFL predictions are just as bad.

Estreeter · September 29th, 2015, 11:32 AM

Don McLean only ever has 1 good song

Vincent, Starry Starry Night ain't it

These lyrics make me puke

Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer's day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul

Shadows on the hills
Sketch the trees and the daffodils
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
In colors on the snowy linen land

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free

They would not listen, they did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now

Starry, starry night
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze
Swirling clouds in violet haze
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue

Colors changing hue
Morning fields of amber grain
Weathered faces lined in pain
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free

They would not listen, they did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now

For they could not love you
But still your love was true
And when no hope was left in sight
On that starry, starry night

You took your life, as lovers often do
But I could've told you Vincent
This world was never meant for
One as beautiful as you

Starry, starry night
Portraits hung in empty halls
Frame-less heads on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget

Like the strangers that you've met
The ragged men in ragged clothes
The silver thorn of bloody rose
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow

Now I think I know
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free

They would not listen, they're not listening still
Perhaps they never will

I don't care if it was a tribute to Van No Ears

**cicciobuki** · September 29th, 2015, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sydney1

(...) this however show just how low Britain can go when it comes to writing real sh*t.

The two girls have got to be some of the roughest bints I've seen in a video.

Well, now they are 'music from the past'

**Old Jud** · September 29th, 2015, 02:49 PM

Every song by the Boomtown Twat's (i think that's what their called

)

'Saint' Geldof must have the worse voice in the history of pop music, sounds like he's gargling with Diher...Dhyor...Dia........Liquid shit.

If Vincent van Gogh was still alive he'd cut the other fucking ear off after listening to this tosspot!

**ManofKent** · September 30th, 2015, 02:39 PM

Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap.

I'm sorry, but I can't listen to any song that has the following lyric:

"I'm serious as Cancer
When I tell you rhythm is a dancer! "

I remember when this song came out in the late 80's but it was only last year when I was listening to it that I found it had those lines, which is not exactly subtle, is it?

October 9th, 2013, 03:42 PM	#92
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,612 Times in 60,391 Posts	Did you ever watch Beavis and Butthead and their reaction too a song that sucked was this That's how I look right now after hearing This Never heard of it till a few minutes ago on the TV, and hope too never again __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 9th, 2013, 03:54 PM	#93
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,379 Times in 14,171 Posts	Anything by glory hole pot head George Michael. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 9th, 2013, 07:15 PM	#94
sydney1 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,378 Thanks: 10,562 Thanked 27,978 Times in 1,357 Posts	Micheal f**g Bolotin (His real name) Anything by this tosser. Ladies and Gentlemen, please raise your fingers to..Michael Bolton. For whom the adjective *crap* was invented. I almost hate him as much as Bieber and that's saying something. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvW4Gy35t8o __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 29th, 2015, 11:32 AM	#97
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,612 Times in 60,391 Posts	Puke Don McLean only ever has 1 good song Vincent, Starry Starry Night ain't it These lyrics make me puke Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul Shadows on the hills Sketch the trees and the daffodils Catch the breeze and the winter chills In colors on the snowy linen land Now I understand What you tried to say to me And how you suffered for your sanity And how you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they'll listen now Starry, starry night Flaming flowers that brightly blaze Swirling clouds in violet haze Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue Colors changing hue Morning fields of amber grain Weathered faces lined in pain Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand Now I understand What you tried to say to me And how you suffered for your sanity And how you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they'll listen now For they could not love you But still your love was true And when no hope was left in sight On that starry, starry night You took your life, as lovers often do But I could've told you Vincent This world was never meant for One as beautiful as you Starry, starry night Portraits hung in empty halls Frame-less heads on nameless walls With eyes that watch the world and can't forget Like the strangers that you've met The ragged men in ragged clothes The silver thorn of bloody rose Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow Now I think I know What you tried to say to me And how you suffered for your sanity And how you tried to set them free They would not listen, they're not listening still Perhaps they never will I don't care if it was a tribute to Van No Ears __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 9th, 2013, 10:56 PM	#95
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,388 Times in 896 Posts	Woman in love by Barbara Streisand.

September 29th, 2015, 02:49 PM	#99
Old Jud Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 840 Thanks: 7,251 Thanked 8,633 Times in 819 Posts	Every song by the Boomtown Twat's (i think that's what their called ) 'Saint' Geldof must have the worse voice in the history of pop music, sounds like he's gargling with Diher...Dhyor...Dia........Liquid shit. If Vincent van Gogh was still alive he'd cut the other fucking ear off after listening to this tosspot!

September 30th, 2015, 02:39 PM	#100
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,836 Times in 1,113 Posts	Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap. I'm sorry, but I can't listen to any song that has the following lyric: "I'm serious as Cancer When I tell you rhythm is a dancer! " I remember when this song came out in the late 80's but it was only last year when I was listening to it that I found it had those lines, which is not exactly subtle, is it?