Answers to questions you were afraid to ask - Page 2

**NIN** · November 17th, 2010, 01:14 PM

Thank you Professors, that has put my mind at ease, I did hear a rumour Tuesday & Thursday would clash, but didn't know why

... as to the champagne, I guess it makes little difference to this answer if i use my usual Metholated Spirit, but from the Soda Stream?

Now why won't they let me start my own Monopolies commission?

MaxJoker · November 17th, 2010, 01:19 PM

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So how do we know which way is up?

By putting on a hat and seeing if it stays there

Or

By having a wee and observing whether your chin gets damp

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and what is the point of Wednesday?

Well the Adams family would hardly have been the same without her

MaxJoker · November 17th, 2010, 01:20 PM

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Now why won't they let me start my own Monopolies commission?

Because they`re a load of bankers

Estreeter · November 17th, 2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tabler

Theres a Wednesday????

Yes there is, It's also known as No Vodka Day

**keefriff** · November 17th, 2010, 01:38 PM

I've often wondered this and I know with all the brainpower and knowledge available here, my questions will be answered.

Which came first the wanking or the porn?

I mean....did a cavemen enjoy a good pull or did he first have to have a cave drawing to get his blood flowing? I know things were easier back then for a fellow to get laid. Personal hygeine not as big an issue, womens lib a thing of the future, clubs as an effective dating technique, these are all plusses in my book but there must have been one or two cavemen who just wanted to get some good sleep, in peace, without having to grunt about their feelings afterword or maybe they just had 15 minutes to kill before the hunt started. So answer me all wise Mods which was first, wanking or porn?

Peau Peep · November 17th, 2010, 01:40 PM

Wednesday is also known a 'hump day'

Monday and Tuesday climb the hill to the weekend, Wednesday is at the summit, and Thursday and Friday are all down hill to the weekend.

**NIN** · November 17th, 2010, 01:41 PM

Priceless education guys

Looking at the Vintage Erotica Banner & i just got curious, & I know this sounds daft but

seems this is the place to ask

Is there really water below the surface of the sea or is it just a state of wetness?

Just thought i'd throw it out to the experts

although i believe Professor Tabler has little concept of water,

MaxJoker · November 17th, 2010, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by keefriff

So answer me all wise Mods which was first, wanking or porn?

Good question there student Keefriff , and one that has taxed the scientific world for nearly three minutes

Or however long ago it was i read your question

Going through my own intensive research i`d say wanking came first , but only because Eve was notoriously fridgid yet did like to let them beauties hang out

MaxJoker · November 17th, 2010, 01:44 PM

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Is there really water below the surface of the sea or is it just a state of wetness?

Well there used to be a massive drip at the bottom of the ocean for many many years

But then Jacques Cousteau died

**tabler** · November 17th, 2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Peau Peep

Wednesday is also known a 'hump day'

Monday and Tuesday climb the hill to the weekend, Wednesday is at the summit, and Thursday and Friday are all down hill to the weekend.

Student Peau, take it from the wise. Its all downhill from the day a women enters your life.

The Professors remedy for that is 'Stick with the porn on VEF'.

November 17th, 2010, 01:38 PM	#15
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Peau Peep Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Sunny South Coast of England Posts: 653 Thanks: 1,960 Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts	Wednesday is also known a 'hump day' Monday and Tuesday climb the hill to the weekend, Wednesday is at the summit, and Thursday and Friday are all down hill to the weekend. __________________ A porn website on which I can talk about football. I've died and gone to heaven.

November 17th, 2010, 01:14 PM	#11
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Thank you Professors, that has put my mind at ease, I did hear a rumour Tuesday & Thursday would clash, but didn't know why ... as to the champagne, I guess it makes little difference to this answer if i use my usual Metholated Spirit, but from the Soda Stream? Now why won't they let me start my own Monopolies commission?

November 17th, 2010, 01:41 PM	#17
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Priceless education guys Looking at the Vintage Erotica Banner & i just got curious, & I know this sounds daft but seems this is the place to ask Is there really water below the surface of the sea or is it just a state of wetness? Just thought i'd throw it out to the experts although i believe Professor Tabler has little concept of water,