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June 27th, 2016, 12:37 PM | #11181 |
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A Pirate walks into a pub with the ships wheel rammed down the front of his pasts. The bartender see's this and asks him "Hey, don;t that hurt Mate?" "Aye, It's drivin' me nuts" replied the Pirate,
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June 27th, 2016, 02:10 PM | #11182 |
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Q: How do you put an elephant into a Safeway bag?
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June 27th, 2016, 02:46 PM | #11183 |
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Just got e-mail with a Universities "Brexit next steps" document.
When clicked on, it said "The file is damaged and could not be repaired."
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June 27th, 2016, 03:22 PM | #11184 |
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Yesterday at a job interview filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little,
"Nervous ?" asked the interviewer , "No" I replied "Just always give 110 percent "
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(she)- I know. It's dinner time, and you didn't even get your ass up from the couch. |
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There was this cannibal, he was real frustrated. How frustrated was he He threw up his arms
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How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Saw an interesting job ad today, "People required to sample herbs and spices. Strictly no thyme wasters".
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Two cows stood in a field, chewing cud. One turns to the other and says "Isn't it terrible about mad cow disease?", the other says "Yeah it is. Lucky it doesn't affect us ducks, isn't it?" *stretches imaginary braces* |
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