Things You Could Do Then That You Can`t Do Now - Page 16

MaxJoker · May 24th, 2013, 02:23 PM

Mistakenly shoot JFK when i was aiming for his wide eye spaced freaky looking ugly missus

Errrrrr -Cough- that is i mean eat peas without them repeating on me later , yeah that`s right, eating peas

**billybunter** · May 24th, 2013, 03:55 PM

Run up the stairs.

**dxrtqgmp** · May 24th, 2013, 09:11 PM

I hate to say this, but I'm getting better with time (I don't know why - and I certaintly don't deserve it)

I'm 45+

Oh yeah - one thing -I don't get so many love letter's anymore (only 2 a day)

(Benefits: no-one expect me to run into a burning building and best of all, sexual assualt dosen't seems plausibal - the last statement is o.c. just me (perhaps a MaxJunior -in spe) - and btw. may I just thank MaxJ for this fine/fun thread (honostly - no joke from me here)

**rupertramjet** · May 24th, 2013, 09:23 PM

Sleep through the night without getting up for a piss!

**dxrtqgmp** · May 24th, 2013, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rup)ertramjet

Sleep through the night without getting up for a piss!

so true (have you tried to avoid a second cop of coffe)

**rupertramjet** · May 24th, 2013, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxrtqgmp

so true (have you tried to avoid a second cop of coffe)

Yep doesn't seem to matter!

Can no longer piss in the sink, everything is en suite!

loony · May 25th, 2013, 09:23 AM

used to be able to see my willy without having to use a mirror

**Mal Hombre** · May 25th, 2013, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loony

used to be able to see my willy without having to use a mirror

Oh,I thought it was "hard" to miss...

Quote:

Originally Posted by loony

fortunatly having a bit of a kidney nudger i dont have
penis envy.

loony · May 25th, 2013, 10:35 AM

live 20yds from a pub..........

**footstep** · May 26th, 2013, 05:44 AM

Take a shower and have my toes wet.
Now they are dry!!

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May 24th, 2013, 03:55 PM	#152
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May 24th, 2013, 09:11 PM	#153
dxrtqgmp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scandia Posts: 807 Thanks: 9,172 Thanked 21,046 Times in 813 Posts	I hate to say this, but I'm getting better with time (I don't know why - and I certaintly don't deserve it) I'm 45+ Oh yeah - one thing -I don't get so many love letter's anymore (only 2 a day) (Benefits: no-one expect me to run into a burning building and best of all, sexual assualt dosen't seems plausibal - the last statement is o.c. just me (perhaps a MaxJunior -in spe) - and btw. may I just thank MaxJ for this fine/fun thread (honostly - no joke from me here) __________________ Dex Last edited by dxrtqgmp; May 24th, 2013 at 09:41 PM..

May 24th, 2013, 09:23 PM	#154
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Sleep through the night without getting up for a piss!

May 25th, 2013, 09:23 AM	#157
loony Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 36 Thanks: 2,479 Thanked 318 Times in 34 Posts	used to be able to see my willy without having to use a mirror

May 25th, 2013, 10:35 AM	#159
loony Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 36 Thanks: 2,479 Thanked 318 Times in 34 Posts	live 20yds from a pub..........

May 26th, 2013, 05:44 AM	#160
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Take a shower and have my toes wet. Now they are dry!!