Women you shouldn't really Fancy. - Page 12

**mjefferys1** · July 24th, 2009, 06:16 AM

My secret shame I've always had a disgusting thing for her

A bit like Shallow Hall
This is how I imagine her to be in private

Oh god I'm so ashamed, but at least my passion is still a secret......

Still it could have been

Mo Mowlam

Then I think I would have to rip out my taste buds with pliers and castrate myself with a butter knife.

oldtimefan · July 25th, 2009, 05:19 PM

Lesbians converting straight women.
There are these two women on a shopping TV channel. I like to imagine that one is a lesbian and the other is naive and being groomed for some lusty lady loving.

In fact, watching them a little while ago - One was almost having an orgasm at a really poor joke the other made. You know that way that perverts like me imagine means that she is just aching for a bit of muff munching action.

Blues54321 · July 28th, 2009, 07:23 PM

Kate Bush

Quote:

Originally Posted by snorkie

She looked yummy through and through in the "Live at the Hammersmith" concert video. I wish I could find the hard to find "Saturday Night Live" appearance.

Here you go........

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...05829760934569

johnsmith69 · July 28th, 2009, 11:46 PM

I've always had a thing for Felicity Kendall...ever since my grandad used to make me watch repeats of the Good Life as a kid...Cheers Grandad!!!

Aitken Bonar · July 28th, 2009, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snufkin

I don't know if Fiona Allen from Smack the Pony qualifies as I actually do think she is quite hot but she is showing her age and sagging a bit

.

Woah. Steady on there. Ms Allen is seriously tasty.

Did you know her grandfather was Harry Allen, the hangman? No demerits there.

On topic, I nearly killed a friend one night by suggesting I'd like to bounce on KD Lang's bones. How he survived inhaling half a pint of cider I'll never know.

I also think Sarah Palin's a bit of alright, as long as she's not babbling god and guns stuff.

Penelope Wilton ... hmm ...

Aitken Bonar · July 28th, 2009, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinkpapercut

Jane Kaczmarek, best known as Malcolm's mom in Malcolm In The Middle

A 53 year old scrawn with eyes too close together, but I'd happily feed her the whole of my kielbasa.

Christ! Ben Turpin in drag.

**Grendel22** · July 29th, 2009, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrploat

I'll give you Kirsty Walk and her extra large arse

I caught Kirsty on Newsnight last week and was struck by just how short her skirt was.

Excellent!

jimmyhatjames · July 29th, 2009, 05:30 AM

Miss Rosa from PBS. Fits in the "you shouldn't really fancy" category because the only time I see her is when I'm stuck watching some kids programming with my daughter.

Tracerfire · July 30th, 2009, 12:16 PM

If you can ignore the teeth, she's got a great pair of tits.

Love the big nips in the yellow vest..........

**bawjaws** · July 30th, 2009, 08:52 PM

oh sod it ..Denise Welch

July 24th, 2009, 06:16 AM	#111
mjefferys1 Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Frozen North Posts: 1,537 Thanks: 18,772 Thanked 57,909 Times in 1,618 Posts	Cherie Blair My secret shame I've always had a disgusting thing for her A bit like Shallow Hall This is how I imagine her to be in private Oh god I'm so ashamed, but at least my passion is still a secret...... Still it could have been Mo Mowlam Then I think I would have to rip out my taste buds with pliers and castrate myself with a butter knife. __________________ VEF, Every day I discover a new favorite....... Tell me if you recognise someone in my posts.

July 30th, 2009, 12:16 PM	#119
Tracerfire Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 55 Thanks: 7 Thanked 956 Times in 57 Posts	Esther "That's Life" Rantzen If you can ignore the teeth, she's got a great pair of tits. Love the big nips in the yellow vest..........

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July 25th, 2009, 05:19 PM	#112
oldtimefan Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 26 Thanks: 414 Thanked 190 Times in 26 Posts	Lesbians converting straight women. There are these two women on a shopping TV channel. I like to imagine that one is a lesbian and the other is naive and being groomed for some lusty lady loving. In fact, watching them a little while ago - One was almost having an orgasm at a really poor joke the other made. You know that way that perverts like me imagine means that she is just aching for a bit of muff munching action.

July 28th, 2009, 11:46 PM	#114
johnsmith69 Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 25 Thanks: 174 Thanked 219 Times in 22 Posts	I've always had a thing for Felicity Kendall...ever since my grandad used to make me watch repeats of the Good Life as a kid...Cheers Grandad!!!

July 29th, 2009, 05:30 AM	#118
jimmyhatjames Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 17 Thanks: 153 Thanked 273 Times in 14 Posts	Miss Rosa from PBS. Fits in the "you shouldn't really fancy" category because the only time I see her is when I'm stuck watching some kids programming with my daughter.

July 30th, 2009, 08:52 PM	#120
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,787 Thanked 12,955 Times in 957 Posts	oh sod it ..Denise Welch