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Old June 11th, 2017, 09:40 PM   #3351
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I've been standing here for 2 hours waiting for the bus ...
How was I to know the drivers went on strike?
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Old June 11th, 2017, 09:52 PM   #3352
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Lois managed to hide 2 sausages "elsewhere" to shoplift but going for a third? Showing off plain and simple.
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Once the tits get saggy, and the body flabby, you really need to highlight your skills
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Lois managed to hide 2 sausages "elsewhere" to shoplift but going for a third? Showing off plain and simple.
In addition to the sausages she is also trying to amke off with a couple of melons!
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Aaaand I've just noticed she's not wearing a skirt and we can just about see the top of her left stocking. *ahem* *ahem*
I think she is one of those "flasher" models that just wears coat and stockings, so no panties. We must all search the internet for more pictures.
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Unhappy with your job? Seriously?
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Unhappy with your job? Seriously?
Why my husband is so short?
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Unhappy with your job? Seriously?
I told you Ferdinand, unless yours is as big as these I won't go out on a date with you!
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