The corrupt a wish game - Page 360

**@llatse@** · June 9th, 2018, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

Granted, it rains women for 40 days and 40 nights, all of whom are raging Misandrists, Feminists and those who aren't are Lesbian. Not one even looks at you.

I wish the use of a private jet at any time, so I could avoid the queues at airports.

You get that Jet, Glen Miller is the pilot and Buddy Holly is on drinks duty.

I wish the Great Plains of America belonged to the Noble Bison again.

**bowlinggreen** · June 14th, 2018, 11:38 PM

Wish granted. Now all the great fields of American wheat and corn are gone, so the bison may roam. So food prices go up, and up.

You get mugged and knifed by some nutter desperate for 20 bucks to buy a box of cornflakes with.

I wish to discover a previously unknown species.

**@llatse@** · June 15th, 2018, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish to discover a previously unknown species.

You do.....but it eats you for breakfast

I wish to go to the impending wedding of The Trumpmeister and Kim "rocketman" Jong Un

**bowlinggreen** · June 17th, 2018, 11:56 AM

Deaf genie grants your wish to eat the pudding of Trump your master and the cling-ons from Kim Kardashian's bung.

I wish I could have 10 orgasms a day.

**old alal** · June 19th, 2018, 12:18 PM

Wish granted also by Deaf Genie, and he sends you 10 Organisms a day. They ravish your immune system, causing genetic breakdown.......and a slow agonising demise.

I wish I could live in warm sunshine every day with some rain at night.

**teaktop** · June 20th, 2018, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could live in warm sunshine every day with some rain at night.

You are on a cruise ship during the Day Sunny South of France as evening draws in you move up the Coast towards Rainy Britain.Dawn breaks and you head South..evening comes and you head North again,over and over again spending time with the only other passengers Doug and Jean from Brentwood,he collects wallpaper and has chronic sea sickness,she has the most high pitched whiny voice and a Jehovas Witness

My wish is that I feel sorry for old alal and wish to put him out of his misery by blowing up the ship

**bowlinggreen** · June 20th, 2018, 04:13 AM

Wish granted. You are now an ISIS fanatic standing in the engine room of old alal's ship with a hundred pounds of plastic explosive and a detonator button in your hand.

Your last words are, "Allah Akbar!"

I wish for a brand new Dodge Viper.

**old alal** · June 20th, 2018, 10:40 AM

Wish granted. here it is.

I wish I could Dodge a Viper.

**Sir Honkers** · June 20th, 2018, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could Dodge a Viper.

Granted. You dodge it with an amazing leap that brings you in range of the striking cobra in the other basket.
I wish I had a 55 Ford Thunderbird in pristine condition.

**@llatse@** · June 21st, 2018, 12:14 AM

Granted you go and collect the car at a local showroom just as a real Thunderbird swoops down out of the sky and carries you away to the remote volcanic island where she lives........my two ton chicks won't go hungry tonight she thinks.....slowly roasting you over the volcano.

I wish I was called up to play for England in the World Cup Final and score the winning goal.

June 14th, 2018, 11:38 PM	#3592
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. Now all the great fields of American wheat and corn are gone, so the bison may roam. So food prices go up, and up. You get mugged and knifed by some nutter desperate for 20 bucks to buy a box of cornflakes with. I wish to discover a previously unknown species. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

June 17th, 2018, 11:56 AM	#3594
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Deaf genie grants your wish to eat the pudding of Trump your master and the cling-ons from Kim Kardashian's bung. I wish I could have 10 orgasms a day. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

June 19th, 2018, 12:18 PM	#3595
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Wish granted also by Deaf Genie, and he sends you 10 Organisms a day. They ravish your immune system, causing genetic breakdown.......and a slow agonising demise. I wish I could live in warm sunshine every day with some rain at night. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

June 20th, 2018, 04:13 AM	#3597
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. You are now an ISIS fanatic standing in the engine room of old alal's ship with a hundred pounds of plastic explosive and a detonator button in your hand. Your last words are, "Allah Akbar!" I wish for a brand new Dodge Viper. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

June 20th, 2018, 10:40 AM	#3598
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Wish granted. here it is. I wish I could Dodge a Viper. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

June 21st, 2018, 12:14 AM	#3600
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	Granted you go and collect the car at a local showroom just as a real Thunderbird swoops down out of the sky and carries you away to the remote volcanic island where she lives........my two ton chicks won't go hungry tonight she thinks.....slowly roasting you over the volcano. I wish I was called up to play for England in the World Cup Final and score the winning goal. __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

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