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June 9th, 2018, 01:23 PM | #3591 | |
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I wish the Great Plains of America belonged to the Noble Bison again.
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June 14th, 2018, 11:38 PM | #3592 |
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Wish granted. Now all the great fields of American wheat and corn are gone, so the bison may roam. So food prices go up, and up.
You get mugged and knifed by some nutter desperate for 20 bucks to buy a box of cornflakes with. I wish to discover a previously unknown species.
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June 15th, 2018, 08:31 PM | #3593 |
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You do.....but it eats you for breakfast
I wish to go to the impending wedding of The Trumpmeister and Kim "rocketman" Jong Un
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June 17th, 2018, 11:56 AM | #3594 |
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Deaf genie grants your wish to eat the pudding of Trump your master and the cling-ons from Kim Kardashian's bung.
I wish I could have 10 orgasms a day.
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June 19th, 2018, 12:18 PM | #3595 |
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Wish granted also by Deaf Genie, and he sends you 10 Organisms a day. They ravish your immune system, causing genetic breakdown.......and a slow agonising demise.
I wish I could live in warm sunshine every day with some rain at night.
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June 20th, 2018, 12:05 AM | #3596 | |
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My wish is that I feel sorry for old alal and wish to put him out of his misery by blowing up the ship
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June 20th, 2018, 04:13 AM | #3597 |
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Wish granted. You are now an ISIS fanatic standing in the engine room of old alal's ship with a hundred pounds of plastic explosive and a detonator button in your hand.
Your last words are, "Allah Akbar!" I wish for a brand new Dodge Viper.
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June 20th, 2018, 10:40 AM | #3598 |
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June 21st, 2018, 12:14 AM | #3600 |
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Granted you go and collect the car at a local showroom just as a real Thunderbird swoops down out of the sky and carries you away to the remote volcanic island where she lives........my two ton chicks won't go hungry tonight she thinks.....slowly roasting you over the volcano.
I wish I was called up to play for England in the World Cup Final and score the winning goal.
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