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May 15th, 2017, 01:17 AM

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At one of these model sites (Listal.com) I noticed several quasi-celebrities who support PETA.

P.rotein's E.ssential T.o A.ll, which is why I think people should eat meat.

I always say People Eating Tasty Animals

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I think people should eat meat.

I eat meat, as it happens, but I don't feel any need/desire to force others to do likewise. Surely we can let them decide for themselves?

What if someone else decided they could force-feed you with something you didn't want?

Oh right, all just jest.

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P.rotein's E.ssential T.o A.ll, which is why I think people should eat meat.

There are other sources of protein........

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May 15th, 2017, 12:55 PM	#12245
Isegrim Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,094 Thanks: 8,200 Thanked 11,679 Times in 1,099 Posts	Hm, I've always wondered why PETA depraved their nice "State of the Union" striptease videos with these ugly scenes that advocate violence against animals ... * From a dictionary for geeks: Girls** Rumored to be real; urban myth. Girls come in three different formats: .JPG, .GIF, and .PNG ... Last edited by Isegrim; May 15th, 2017 at 04:00 PM..*

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At one of these model sites (Listal.com) I noticed several quasi-celebrities who support PETA.

P.rotein's E.ssential T.o A.ll, which is why I think people should eat meat.

The Question is how much; My bio-chem Prof, Sirivantha Cornell maintained that six ounces a fortnight would provide all the essential amino acids needed for the human body.

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I just that the inventor of the USB has died,Appartently it took Them several goes to get Him in the coffin..

And then he kept falling out...

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