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745. American soldiers taking part in most wars from WW1 to the present day are always doing business deals in their spare time (and often when they are supposed to be working). Sometimes it's even with the enemy. They also smoke a lot of dope, act like hippies and don't like being given orders. Not surprisingly, they have won ever war in history and can often be identified in Ancient Rome or Greece by their accents. Americans will also win WW3, defeat any invasions by pesky aliens, win wars for friendly aliens and head off global disasters like asteroids or comets hitting the Earth. Time travelling Americans can be counted on to stop disasters from developing and have often done so.
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747. Appropriate because the wings of an areoplane (especially 747's) are for fighting on. The round edges are theye to cling on to when as a goodie one guy gets knocked off. Flaps and air breaks are there to trap clothes just in time to stop the baddie from picking up the discarded, but magnetic to Aluminium gun, and the engines under them do not get damaged when eventually, the baddie gets sucked into them.
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748-Why are ghosts always never naked?
When you watch films like Ghost, Ghostbusters, The Sixth Sense, The Frighteners, Poltergeist, Beetlejuice, The Others and The Woman in Black human spirits always wear the clothes they were wearing when they died. But here's how I see it: The human body, where the soul resides, is ORGANIC and made up of cells that are made up of chromosomes and amino acids. The clothes you wear are SYNTHETIC and contain no biological material (right down to the smallest cell) from which a soul can reside/harness. It is artificial and simply not alive. So, in my theory that means a human spirit should not appear to have any clothes. There are some exceptions to this-Casper doesn't have any clothes whilst Chucky is just a possessed doll. |
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A question about 748:
Why are they wearing the clothes they died in and not the ones they were buried in?
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749. God is usually played by actors like Brian Blessed or Morgan Freeman. I don't think a woman has ever had the role.
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751. As well as always being able to park right outside your destination, as mentioned earlier in this thread (thanks) you do not have to lock your car, and it and all it's contents will still be there when you come back to it.
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752: In almost any ecological disaster film there will be a plan to stop the disaster by blowing it up with a nuclear bomb.
If the plan to nuke it has come from a 'mainstream' scientist who is liked and respected by those in charge of what to do, then it will fail utterly or make the problem worse, and only the non-nuke plan from the disgraced and unliked scientist will work. If the plan to nuke it has come from a disgraced scientist whom no-one in charge of the response likes or respects, then it will work perfectly, but only after the non-nuke plan from the liked and respected scientist has not worked.
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