August 21st, 2015, 11:10 AM | #21 |
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I'll have you know that ours is the best advise one will ever receive it comes from experience in fucking up too many times
You're so fucking dumb that...... When you die, I want your brain transplanted into my head since yours has never been used
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August 21st, 2015, 01:37 PM | #22 |
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Your so dumb:
…you thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats! …you thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday! …under “education” on job applications you put “Hooked on Phonics”! …you tried to drown a fish! |
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August 21st, 2015, 11:44 PM | #23 |
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I'm so dumb I used to think Remove Your Thanks was an instruction
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August 22nd, 2015, 04:56 PM | #24 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
you left me a voicemail by screaming into my letterbox. you went to a library to find Facebook. ordinarily people live and learn, You just live. the twinkle in your eyes is actually the sun shining between your ears.
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You`re so dumb
When you`re TV was stolen, you chased the robber - shouting you forgot the remote You made an appointment with dr. pepper You got fired from a blow job You bought tickets to Xbox live You tried to climb mountain dew You`re just dumb |
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A favorite from the States, particularly here in the West:
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you're so dumb that you peed on a sign that said "wet paint"
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You are so dumb :
…you asked me to meet you at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”! …they had to burn down the school to get you out of 3rd grade! …on applications that say “Sign Here” you put “Libra!” …at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”… you put “Sagittarius.” …you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store! |
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After ya first saw Don't Walk, ya haven't since walked, you been standing there for 3 weeks
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