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Old August 19th, 2015, 12:45 PM   #1
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Angry You're so fucking dumb that......

One of my pleasures is saying that to someone and hearing it back

So, out with the dumb insults, like the one I said to one of my workers last night

You're so fucking dumb that......
You don't know the difference between eating and shitting


I need more

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Old August 19th, 2015, 01:15 PM   #2
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Because you are always so nice and polite to everyone it must be very traumatic for you break it off in someones ass. So I will help you out mate.

You're so stupid :
you send a fax with a stamp on it.

You think a quarterback is change.

You think General Motors is in the army

More later if ya need 'em
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Old August 19th, 2015, 02:12 PM   #3
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Because you are always so nice and polite
I know, and thanks

You're so dumb that.....
You saw a sign that said “wet floor”, so you pissed on it


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Old August 19th, 2015, 02:31 PM   #4
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You're so fucking dumb, you could be strangled with a cordless phone.
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Old August 19th, 2015, 02:59 PM   #5
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Old August 20th, 2015, 03:01 PM   #6
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But we have too

You're so fucking dumb that............
Your last brainstorm session was a brain drizzle session
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Old August 20th, 2015, 03:11 PM   #7
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You're so fucking dumb that you failed a blood test!
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Old August 20th, 2015, 03:20 PM   #8
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You !.

Stared at a orange juice carton until you passed out days later ,because it said concentrate.

Got stabbed in a drive by shooting.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here" always put Virgo.

Demanded a price check at the pound store.

When you heard 90% of accidents happen at home , moved.

Climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Sold your car for petrol money.

Got trapped in a grocery store and starved to death.

Called me to ask my phone number.

Took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.

Got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Asked someone how to spell TV.
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Old August 20th, 2015, 03:23 PM   #9
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You're so fucking dumb that you thought a polygon was a dead parrot!
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Old August 20th, 2015, 03:34 PM   #10
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Default You're so fucking dumb that...... YOU !.



Looked in the lake , saw your reflection, jumped in, and tried to save yourself from drowning.


Climbed onto the roof of a pub after you heard drinks were on the house.


Went to the dentist to get your Bluetooth fixed.


Fell up a flight of stairs.

Returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.


Took an hour to make one minute rice.

Got fired from a blow job.

Stood on a chair to raise your IQ.

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