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September 29th, 2012, 04:22 AM | #1 |
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What Sign Are You
Only ever asked by women because men know it is complete bollocks. Answers I have used or will be using
Harrods Nil By Mouth Psychopath Secure Mental Unit Do Not Disturb Out of Order Private No Trespassing No Parking No Unloading or Loading Mind the Gap Mind the Doors 5,000,000 Volts No Access No Entry Authorised Personnel Only but nothing puts them off; if anything the silly bitches become more adamant |
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September 29th, 2012, 05:23 AM | #2 |
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I tell them that I am an Aries, and Aries have a way with people.
Their own way! Now excuse me while I have my own way with myself.
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September 29th, 2012, 07:20 AM | #3 |
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I always say "I'm Herpes"
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September 29th, 2012, 10:09 AM | #4 |
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Cancer.
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September 29th, 2012, 10:34 AM | #5 |
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I'm Gemini and so am I.....
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September 29th, 2012, 12:54 PM | #6 |
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Well i'm aries, but if asked I flip the bird.
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September 29th, 2012, 03:27 PM | #7 |
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September 29th, 2012, 03:43 PM | #8 |
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I always prefer the paradoxical approach - I'm Libra, we don't believe in astrology.
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September 29th, 2012, 04:02 PM | #9 |
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I know an old women ex nighbour who believes in reading tea leaves, crystal balls, tarot card etc. She must have spent 1000s of £££ over the years. But she is happy. So, whatever floats your boat.
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under the sign of bad luck...
ascending lack of bowl... proof i met you darling |
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