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January 16th, 2018, 11:30 PM	#571
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January 17th, 2018, 05:27 AM	#572
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,879 Thanks: 259,978 Thanked 1,140,399 Times in 113,994 Posts	A. Honestly, No ..... Q. What hurts more, a nip from a megabyte, kilobyte or a trilobite? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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January 17th, 2018, 09:55 AM	#573
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,910 Times in 30,374 Posts	A: They all pale alongside the bone crushing byte of the Brontobyte. The largest land data ever known Q: How many times can a man turn his head, pretending he just doesn't see?

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January 17th, 2018, 11:19 AM	#574
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,187 Times in 15,752 Posts	One time and that is it. How many times can a woman pretend to be happy without the husband noticing?

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January 17th, 2018, 05:03 PM	#575
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,355 Times in 1,903 Posts	With many men: forever. But does she gain anything by faking happiness?

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January 17th, 2018, 06:19 PM	#577
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,879 Thanks: 259,978 Thanked 1,140,399 Times in 113,994 Posts	A. A week next Wednesday Q. Where were you last Friday night at 10pm and have you any witnesses? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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Q. Where were you last Friday night at 10pm and have you any witnesses?

I was perfecting my stage act - and all my friends will vouch for me.

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Dark--it's always is there before the light.

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January 18th, 2018, 05:26 AM	#580
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,879 Thanks: 259,978 Thanked 1,140,399 Times in 113,994 Posts	A. The dark has always been there Q. If God had decided to actually work on the 7th day what would he/she/it have done that day? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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