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Not voluntary. But you can hardly lock yourself up during the month of December
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A. No I'm single
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Sometimes. But mostly they dream of other sheep.
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A. Yes, I'm a loss adjuster I've stripped loads of clubs
Q. Do mermaids post videos of catfish doing funny things on u-tube ???
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You don't need a invention. Just shit in the pool.
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A: No. It's an oblate spheroid.
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Because nobody has bothered to working on such a product.
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