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December 3rd, 2017, 09:00 PM	#471
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,118 Times in 30,296 Posts	A: God hears you knockin', but you can't come in. Q: Once you get bored with internet porn, what's left?

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December 4th, 2017, 02:43 PM	#472
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	A: Dark, mysterious and disturbing things that may cost you your sanity, your soul or at the very least, $19.95 per month. Q: Do you listen to Christmas music? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 4th, 2017, 02:55 PM	#473
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Not voluntary. But you can hardly lock yourself up during the month of December Do you dream of killing your mother-in-law?

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December 4th, 2017, 05:32 PM	#474
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,760 Thanks: 259,865 Thanked 1,139,128 Times in 113,882 Posts	A. No I'm single Q. Do sheep dream of eclectic androids? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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December 4th, 2017, 06:12 PM	#475
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Sometimes. But mostly they dream of other sheep. Do you go to strip clubs?

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December 4th, 2017, 06:30 PM	#476
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,760 Thanks: 259,865 Thanked 1,139,128 Times in 113,882 Posts	A. Yes, I'm a loss adjuster I've stripped loads of clubs Q. Do mermaids post videos of catfish doing funny things on u-tube ??? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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December 4th, 2017, 08:20 PM	#477
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,118 Times in 30,296 Posts	A: No. They're too busy defending Mother Box from hoards of Parademons. Q: Why has no one invented a device for getting grandkids out of the swimming pool?

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December 4th, 2017, 08:56 PM	#478
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	You don't need a invention. Just shit in the pool. Is the world round like a ball?

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December 5th, 2017, 08:29 PM	#479
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,118 Times in 30,296 Posts	A: No. It's an oblate spheroid. Q: Why can't someone grow a vegetable that has all the nutrition of broccoli and cauliflower, but tastes like fruit salad?

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December 5th, 2017, 09:17 PM	#480
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Because nobody has bothered to working on such a product. Have you ever been banned from this board?

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