What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 7

**sweatyhat** · November 15th, 2015, 06:42 PM

7. According to the movies, if I get knocked out I'll be able to spring right back into action the second I regain conciousness.

8. Punching someone always makes that smacking sound. (Various westerns)

**rotobott** · November 15th, 2015, 06:44 PM

9. When being stalked by a psycho, leave the safety of the group to investigate on your own ( horror movies )

**sweatyhat** · November 15th, 2015, 06:55 PM

10. Most aliens have a body plan similar to ours. (Star Trek)

**palo5** · November 15th, 2015, 07:01 PM

11. Some aliens have powers like sweatyhat (ET)

**cicciobuki** · November 15th, 2015, 07:08 PM

12. Cars can smell danger and will refuse to start when they do (most horror films and thrillers

**sweatyhat** · November 15th, 2015, 07:50 PM

13. Giant insects must be destroyed by foot soldiers at close range and huge risk. Nuking, burning, poisoning or infecting them with disease from a safe distance is just too easy. (Starship Troopers)

**Mal Hombre** · November 15th, 2015, 08:30 PM

14.A tall but slightly built woman can take the weight of a nine foot Alien-and a mechanical exoskeleton in the crook of just one arm (Aliens)

**sweatyhat** · November 15th, 2015, 08:42 PM

15. Helicopters can break the sound barrier. (AirWolf)

**Mal Hombre** · November 15th, 2015, 08:50 PM

16.An ageing musclebound man can outrun a nuclear explosion.(Predator)

**Jack Rabbit** · November 15th, 2015, 08:50 PM

17. Almost every helicopter sounds like a Bell JetRanger.
18. All american cars accelerate with squeaky tire sounds, even on dirt roads.
19. Every car that goes over a cliff burst into flames in mid-air.
20. It's incredible how much ammo can be fired from a hand gun without reloading.

November 15th, 2015, 06:42 PM	#61
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	7. According to the movies, if I get knocked out I'll be able to spring right back into action the second I regain conciousness. 8. Punching someone always makes that smacking sound. (Various westerns) __________________

November 15th, 2015, 06:44 PM	#62
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,106 Thanks: 174,781 Thanked 634,605 Times in 31,427 Posts	9. When being stalked by a psycho, leave the safety of the group to investigate on your own ( horror movies ) Last edited by rotobott; November 15th, 2015 at 07:08 PM..

November 15th, 2015, 06:55 PM	#63
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	10. Most aliens have a body plan similar to ours. (Star Trek) __________________

November 15th, 2015, 07:50 PM	#66
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	13. Giant insects must be destroyed by foot soldiers at close range and huge risk. Nuking, burning, poisoning or infecting them with disease from a safe distance is just too easy. (Starship Troopers) __________________

November 15th, 2015, 08:30 PM	#67
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November 15th, 2015, 07:01 PM	#64
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	11. Some aliens have powers like sweatyhat (ET)

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November 15th, 2015, 08:42 PM	#68
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	15. Helicopters can break the sound barrier. (AirWolf) __________________

November 15th, 2015, 08:50 PM	#69
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,737 Times in 57,565 Posts	16.An ageing musclebound man can outrun a nuclear explosion.(Predator) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 15th, 2015, 08:50 PM	#70
Jack Rabbit Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 563 Thanks: 8,783 Thanked 7,648 Times in 565 Posts	17. Almost every helicopter sounds like a Bell JetRanger. 18. All american cars accelerate with squeaky tire sounds, even on dirt roads. 19. Every car that goes over a cliff burst into flames in mid-air. 20. It's incredible how much ammo can be fired from a hand gun without reloading.

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