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Nobody has to stop to pee!
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Except in the movie Boiling Desires. In the first scene with Candy Evens and Mark Wallice, he says that he has to pee and she replies "You can pee in me". Obviously he doesn't and disappears out of the room for a while.
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April 29th, 2010, 02:47 AM | #43 |
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Porn in the U.S.A.
Species Pornica Americana:
Even the skankiest Tampa street hooker has a perfect Brazilian wax and no zits or blemishes. Black men have stereotypically gigantic penises. They are emphatically used in porn for the reason that they've got stereotypically gigantic penises. BUT...if you point out that porn producers only use black men who have said stereotypically gigantic penises to emphasize that all black men have stereotypically gigantic penises....then YOU'RE the racist, man. You're the one with issues. Yeah, if you were more secure about the size of your own dick, then you wouldn't care about blah blah blah.... All ninety-pound 19-year-old blonde college girls can't wait to get anally gang banged by a dozen scary ex-cons! If you're banging your woman, going at it hot and heavy, and you're both about to come off, pull it out of her vagina, have her get on her knees, and dribble spunk on her chin. That's how it's done, son! She don't mind if you pull your old fella outta her bunghole and shove it down her throat, nor does she mind if three of your buddies do the same to her straight away. Condom? What's a condom? Female pubic hair went extinct in 1992. Too young to drink a pint beer in a bar is not too young to drink a gallon of cum on camera. Only in America, friend! Q. How does a man shave his nutsack? A. Very carefully. If it's marketed to heterosexual males, it's pornography. Otherwise, you can call it erotica. A Playboy Playmate reclined on a sofa is misogynistic filthy porn that promotes k*lling women and r^p#ng children. On the other hand, two lesbians pile driving each other with baseball bats is artistic erotica -- as long as the photographer was a female (or a gay man) and the pictures are in a 75-dollar coffee table book! That's what you learn if you spend time on an American university campus. Strip clubs are clean, classy places and the dancers think you're hottest hunk of man alive and will have unprotected sex with you in the VIP room for free. Spring Break is synonymous with beach resort orgies. MILF means the model appears to be over the age of consent. Teen means eighteen or nineteen...or twenty-eight! If you thought it meant anything else, you're a nasty pervo who oughta be behind bars. We porn producers would never advocate...okay, we did do the pigtails...and the lollipop...but that doesn't mean what you think it means, you dirty dog! |
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Most men in hospital have very little wrong with them so they can engage in energetic sex with nurses that have very little to do.
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Every work place be it office ,factory or shop is a staffed by attractive women who wear erotic lingerie under their work clothes and who like nothing better than to have sex with their co-workers.If the manager finds out He/She is not angry ,in fact often they join right in.
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Oh my gosh, great thread. There is so much distilled wisdom here!
Hm, what else? Sexually-transmitted infections don't exist and the threat of pregnancy is almost nonexistent, so no one needs to use condoms - not even with total strangers! There's no need to discuss likes, dislikes, or boundaries (or, of course, safer sex) with new partners, even if you've never met them before! You'll both just know. (or all three of you will know, etc.) Women might be able to have orgasms, but they don't place any importance on them. As long as a man ejaculates on them, they are satisfied! Related, the most satisfying way for a man to come is by his own hand. Last edited by PBJ; July 6th, 2010 at 07:01 AM.. |
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The only thing i've learned, is that my dick gets bigger when looking/watching porn!
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Any women who have a bush, like a guy to spend 5 minutes talking about it and brushing it with brush before sex.
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You get that too ? I thought it was just Me.
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