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Old February 25th, 2013, 04:32 PM   #11
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Could I get the drop-dead gorgeous Nigella to pop round as a French maid...cook my supper, do some domestic chores & polish some of the family crown jewels (ahemm...!)

With the wonders of genetic engineering anything is possible.She'd polish Your family jewels and give You oral sex....
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Old February 25th, 2013, 04:56 PM   #12
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Could I get the drop-dead gorgeous Nigella to pop round as a French maid...cook my supper, do some domestic chores & polish some of the family crown jewels (ahemm...!)


Sure why not , as you look like a respectable fellow member who`d be loathe to take undue advantage of a ,what 19 year old , very eager to please super supple Nigella clone
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Old February 26th, 2013, 10:29 AM   #13
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cook my supper,

If I had the power too clone my own Nigella, well, in order to get that I'd offer to do the dishes till the day I die

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respectable fellow member
Does my reason make me respectable

Anyway, My personal choice to clone



Then she can do her own cloning, over and over
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Old February 27th, 2013, 06:59 PM   #14
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Then I could do what everyone's been telling me to do to myself for years.
Heeeey you can damn well wait your turn

-Cough- Only don`t get excited as i`m hardly humping, i mean hinting anyone else fancies the buttocks off you

Not that there`s


Anyway and alright , call me a fickle fiend if you want (As lord knows the women chained to the walls in my basement dungeon have screamed far worse) only i`ve now decided i want to change my mythical female reproduced order , and pick a twenty five year old Kari Wuhrer instead




Well , for now
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Old February 28th, 2013, 09:26 AM   #15
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How I managed to miss a Max thread god knows.

As long as she didnt sing i'd take Kylie minnogue.
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Old February 28th, 2013, 05:13 PM   #16
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As long as she didnt sing i'd take Kylie minnogue.

Well even if she tried i`m sure you`d think of a way to fill her mouth with something to muffle the sound
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Old February 28th, 2013, 05:17 PM   #17
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Heeeeeeeeeeey you ageist fiend what`s wrong with a clone of how the lady looks today



Hmmmmmmm , ok never mind
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Old February 28th, 2013, 05:27 PM   #18
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How about a 1980's pre Lesbian Samantha Fox? Or two She's only little after all....
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oooh yes and I'd clone Lauren Bacall, Sophia Loren and Gina lollobrigida too.
As my dad use to say 'God...those women could give a tree stump an erection.'
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