WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! - Page 256

Jonj8282 · February 23rd, 2019, 08:59 PM

I think I might have just lost 2 hours of my life watching Channel 4 tonight ... "Fantastic Four" (2015)

**Starkos** · February 23rd, 2019, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildtig2013

Someone going to want to rip my head off for this one and yes, I have seen all his movies and they are all great except for this one.

Eyes Wide Shut

Fully agree

Even visionaries make mistakes

**Reclaimedwg** · February 23rd, 2019, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnbear

I assume your talking about Stanley Kubrick not Tom Cruise
if that's the case i agree not one of Stanley's best except
for Nude Nicole.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starkos

Fully agree

Even visionaries make mistakes

Yes, I am talking about Kubrick and I own every one of his movies.

If you haven't seen Killer's Kiss and The Killing, you must!

I think Eyes Wide Shut is the only movie of his that sucked.

p.s. Forget Nicole! Leelee Sobieski was hot in it - that was the only good thing I remember about the movie and yes, I know she was 16 years old.

MoonWorshipper · February 24th, 2019, 12:07 AM

Speed Demon (2003). Took the phrase "bunch of crapola" to a whole new level.

**johnbear** · February 24th, 2019, 12:41 AM

The Budget for this Horror of a film was US $8.3 Million most of that must of
been Paris Hilton's Pay cheque it's absolutely unwatchable get's a 1.9 on IMDB
i think that's being a little generous would rather be stranded on Mount Everest
for a Month than ever watch it again.

**cylnz** · February 24th, 2019, 01:32 PM

Can I name a franchise?

Keep in mind. I was 9 when Star Wars came out.
I can quote any scene from memory. To say Ive seen it 1000 times is probably an understatement; (and probably happened before I was 13)

That said, the prequels make me violently enraged and this new 7-8 crap encourages genocide.

**mooke** · February 24th, 2019, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cylnzz

Can I name a franchise?

Keep in mind. I was 9 when Star Wars came out.
I can quote any scene from memory. To say Ive seen it 1000 times is probably an understatement; (and probably happened before I was 13)

That said, the prequels make me violently enraged and this new 7-8 crap encourages genocide.

I don´t like the sequels either but I don´t hate them. Maybe because I already had lost all hope in the franchise in 2002. Back then I was thinking that Episode 1 maybe was a sole misfire but Attack of the Clones turned out to be an even worse entry.

Force Awakens was a cheap reimagining of the original Star Wars (terrible world building and ... a death PLANET ? seriously ?) and Last Jedi had a few interesting ideas but had so much stupid & cheesy stuff in it that I can´t bring myself to call it a good movie.

At least it was visually compelling (for the most part).
The prequels on the other hand are just 1% good 9% passable and 90% utter garbage.

**Devius** · February 25th, 2019, 10:19 PM

Las Vegas Serial Killer (1986) - IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091380/

PLOT (from IMDb):

August 31, 1986: Dangerously unhinged serial killer Jonathan Glick gets released from the Nevada State Penitentiary on a technicality. Three days after his release Jonathan arrives in Las Vegas, Nevada. Naturally, Jonathan decides to embark on another murderous rampage that came to be known as "The Glitter Gulch Holocaust".

A REALLY low-budget movie, with some of the worst acting I've had the misfortune to see (think "Frenzy" meets "Plan 9" and you'll get the idea)...overall a somewhat cheap and cheesy flick that I will want to expunge from my memory.
Definitely one to avoid.

**cylnz** · February 26th, 2019, 02:55 AM

well, certainly not the worst, but it aint remotely good by a long shot;

2018 Venom.

So dull, so bland, so slow. Complete saccharine.

I torrented it a bit ago, and ....

Even for free it... blah blah snore.

Hardy is good. He works hard, and if the writing was more than 3rd grade drek, if it were R, if it was... blah blah fail blah snore.

You'd think the fucktard movie companies would have taken notice with Deadpool doing so well. Nope. Venom was a perfect "Evil motherfucker but sorta funny" R rated villain as avenger of basically everything stupid in humanity.

Nope. Whiney put upon media dildo persecuted for blah blah pissoff snore.

**jomama** · February 26th, 2019, 03:14 AM

this may have been mentioned here already
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1628841/

Resurgence wastes way too much time getting to the Good Stuff

February 23rd, 2019, 08:59 PM	#2551
Jonj8282 Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: UK Posts: 72 Thanks: 6,354 Thanked 1,060 Times in 75 Posts	I think I might have just lost 2 hours of my life watching Channel 4 tonight ... "Fantastic Four" (2015) __________________ Porn gets better with age To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 24th, 2019, 12:41 AM	#2555
johnbear Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Playing Golf with Paige Posts: 88,262 Thanks: 168,677 Thanked 1,756,114 Times in 92,022 Posts	National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2006). The Budget for this Horror of a film was US $8.3 Million most of that must of been Paris Hilton's Pay cheque it's absolutely unwatchable get's a 1.9 on IMDB i think that's being a little generous would rather be stranded on Mount Everest for a Month than ever watch it again. __________________ Johnbear Give's Credit to Original Posters. Still Re-Up Dead Images When Found.

February 24th, 2019, 01:32 PM	#2556
cylnz Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,140 Thanks: 26,080 Thanked 39,701 Times in 3,122 Posts	Can I name a franchise? Keep in mind. I was 9 when Star Wars came out. I can quote any scene from memory. To say Ive seen it 1000 times is probably an understatement; (and probably happened before I was 13) That said, the prequels make me violently enraged and this new 7-8 crap encourages genocide. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "How'd you like the my foot in your ass experience"

February 25th, 2019, 10:19 PM	#2558
Devius Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: It's a London Thing.... Posts: 23,484 Thanks: 142,045 Thanked 228,242 Times in 23,517 Posts	Las Vegas Serial Killer (1986) Las Vegas Serial Killer (1986) - IMDb https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091380/ PLOT (from IMDb): August 31, 1986: Dangerously unhinged serial killer Jonathan Glick gets released from the Nevada State Penitentiary on a technicality. Three days after his release Jonathan arrives in Las Vegas, Nevada. Naturally, Jonathan decides to embark on another murderous rampage that came to be known as "The Glitter Gulch Holocaust". A REALLY low-budget movie, with some of the worst acting I've had the misfortune to see (think "Frenzy" meets "Plan 9" and you'll get the idea)...overall a somewhat cheap and cheesy flick that I will want to expunge from my memory. Definitely one to avoid. __________________ "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE!* I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"* Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

February 26th, 2019, 02:55 AM	#2559
cylnz Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,140 Thanks: 26,080 Thanked 39,701 Times in 3,122 Posts	well, certainly not the worst, but it aint remotely good by a long shot; 2018 Venom. So dull, so bland, so slow. Complete saccharine. I torrented it a bit ago, and .... Even for free it... blah blah snore. Hardy is good. He works hard, and if the writing was more than 3rd grade drek, if it were R, if it was... blah blah fail blah snore. You'd think the fucktard movie companies would have taken notice with Deadpool doing so well. Nope. Venom was a perfect "Evil motherfucker but sorta funny" R rated villain as avenger of basically everything stupid in humanity. Nope. Whiney put upon media dildo persecuted for blah blah pissoff snore. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "How'd you like the my foot in your ass experience"

February 24th, 2019, 12:07 AM	#2554
MoonWorshipper Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 60 Thanks: 11,540 Thanked 424 Times in 56 Posts	Speed Demon (2003). Took the phrase "bunch of crapola" to a whole new level.

February 26th, 2019, 03:14 AM	#2560
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,238 Times in 29,871 Posts	this may have been mentioned here already Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1628841/ Resurgence wastes way too much time getting to the Good Stuff __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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