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April 28th, 2017, 06:17 AM | #461 |
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Women are the same wherever you go Mate ... She's a money waster and expensive Didn't she know she just has to go down the road to Chernobyl and get some radiation for free
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April 28th, 2017, 06:50 AM | #462 |
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Perhaps we will never really know what this photo tells us about this Russian girl...
Let me guess: she loves cock? And the Friday night special. For all guys out there who don't want to survive Saturday night. Yes, she's registered on a Russian dating site. She uploaded this photo there. We should ask her ex-boyfriend why she did that. I'm afraid we can't anymore... Last edited by Leprechaun; April 28th, 2017 at 10:37 PM.. Reason: There are so many more... |
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April 29th, 2017, 06:06 AM | #465 |
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April 29th, 2017, 02:43 PM | #466 |
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Sorry, I didn't want to shock you with such unattractive females. But you need to know the hard facts.
I was confronted with my own 'hard fact' too while searching this photos for you. I'm still shuddering.... There you see! I'll sacrifice my body for this forums if necessary! Back to topic! What? This isn't the 'women from dating sites posing with big fishes'-thread? Sorry... But maybe I accidentially browsed a dating site for fishes - and this one is posing with a woman? One thing is clear: it smells like fish there. Last edited by Leprechaun; April 29th, 2017 at 05:34 PM.. Reason: Shuddering.... |
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April 29th, 2017, 05:02 PM | #467 |
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Fellow Forum Fellas I don't mean to sound zealous , only whomever get`s to date this next girl , of them I`ll be jealous !
As in check out this sassy Scotch lassie
Especially her profile [COLOR=#48007F !important] My phone appears to make it look like I'm always online. I'm not. --- The only torso pics I'm interested in are the ones found in woods, by dog walkers. --- Anyway... ...more about me... I'm 5 ft 3 (and a bit) I have blue eyes I can punch really hard I can lift my own body weight in feathers I have 2 double jointed pinkies I think farts are funny I find the humour in most situations I'm sometimes quiet but mostly gobby I'm a bit of a geek but have big boobs I understand the complexities of crime scene analysis but I don't understand the offside rule I like bouncy castles but am a bit scared of space hoppers I can roller skate but not roller blade (I need the stoppers) I prefer taxis to buses I prefer buses to walking I prefer walking to running I prefer running to being chased in a haphazard manner by a crazed maniac I listen to 80's power ballads If asked a question, I answer truthfully I run with the trolley in ASDA I find it funny to teach kids bad habits I LOVE Magic FM I love horror films and have a 13 inch Michael Myers doll and a Jason Voorhees one. My second language is French and I can ask 'where are the toilets, please?' and 'can I have a ham and cheese baguette, please?'. If you're a weirdo please don't contact me cos I've had enough of that and can smell you a mile away. If you're normal and have all your own teeth (actual teeth in your mouth, not that you 'own' your dentures), drop me a line. However, anyone who just sends 'hi, you look cool', 'hi, would love to chat to you', 'hi like your profile, let's chat' or something similar will not get a response! PS I'm a pain in the ass control freak and I think I am right all the time. PS when I say I do drugs, I mean I take sleeping pills and anti-depressants to make this shell of a life, without a man, more bearable. Same with alcohol... PPS Religious nuts and do-goody Christians should not even think about making contact. I'm not kidding. Really. PPPS If you don't know the difference between two, too and to or they're, there and their and how to use them effectively in a sentence, please don't expect a reply - I need to know you can read and write and have a conversation about more than football and engines. Please, no text speak either cos it hurts my head trying to decipher it, plus I'm not 12. I also like punctuation and the correct capitalisation of letters. Please note: if you send me some sort of knobberish email, you may end up as a Facebook status or as material for my one-woman show. You have been warned - sending shite, after reading this profile, is considered permission to have your material used for my own amusement! --- "I'm a genuine, honest guy who likes nights out but also nights in with a DVD and bottle of wine." This is the exact profile wording I avoid. Why? BECAUSE EVERYONE WRITES IT AND IT'S DULL. --- If you've made it this far, I also foster cats and dogs out of abusive situations/homelessness and mentor young people who are involved in drugs and alcohol and counsel survivors of rape so am not a complete cow. Happy smiley face. Ya bam. Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...) We could investigate a crime scene together like Dempsey and Makepeace. I'll obv be both characters unless you have experience. Or we could be Cagney and Lacey but they are both girls and that's not why I'm here. We could pretend to be secret shoppers in ASDA. [/COLOR] Exactly , is she colossally cute or what Also appears to be clinically insane with one hell of a temper , which twisted me finds kinda hot
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I'd prefer the real Morticia Addams (Carolyn Jones).
Because no one kills roses like her. *sigh* Nevertheless your Morticia has two big Halloween pumpkins. Last edited by Leprechaun; May 3rd, 2017 at 04:28 PM.. |
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