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Old September 2nd, 2018, 06:28 PM   #6401
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No one of that.
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Say I love you or Think : once again?


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So You'd prefer make your ears bleed instead of rub your hands all over this great body?!! Well...your choice, mate.

To answer your question, I'd say Once again.

A Hummer or a Mustang GT?
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I choose the Hummer-If You mean the vehicle..If You mean the other..Then I still choose it..
Luxury Saloon or Sports Car ?
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Watch a footy game in a bar or chat up the women who come in?
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If they're cute women and not bar hags, then chat up the women.

Aspirin or Tylenol?
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If they're cute women and not bar hags, then chat up the women.

Aspirin or Tylenol?
Tylenol... actually acetaminophen, which is Tylelol without the brand name or the price.

Raquetball or tennis? (Play as a sport - both of which have contributed greatly to acetaminophen stock )
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Tennis(can't play this or many sports because of back problems)


Do you or do you not ever go bowling?
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No, though I do occasionally hang out on the green.

Better luck charm: four leaf clover or rabbit's foot?
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Rabbit's foot. At least with it you can stroke it for good luck.


When you're walking and you see a workman and his ladder blocking your way do you go under the ladder or walk around it?
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When you're walking and you see a workman and his ladder blocking your way do you go under the ladder or walk around it?
Under (Butt then I'm not Superstitious much , as you know )

Alexander Great - Do you think it would have been more beneficial for the state of our civilisation today if

He`d died aged thirty two like he did Or Died aged seventy two instead ?
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Thirty two. If he had lived much longer he would have conquered the entire world and we'd still be living in the Middle Ages now!


If your on your bike and you hit a pot hole and go sprawling and your bike is destroyed. Do you hire a lawyer and spend a lot of money hoping to win against the high priced and supersmart city lawyers or just say "Fc...k it and get a new bike?
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