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Old March 20th, 2017, 01:19 PM   #3991
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Big Grin I know talk about bloody lazy

As the woman who runs that place couldn't even spellcheck Sea Shells



Gee`s and the shop is right by the sea shore too
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Old March 20th, 2017, 01:27 PM   #3992
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She was busy doing ............. Greenman
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Old March 21st, 2017, 12:45 AM   #3993
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Ummmm....... Seychelles is actually the name of a country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seychelles

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Ummmm....... Seychelles is actually the name of a country.
No shit!

File under "irony".
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Old March 22nd, 2017, 12:27 PM   #3996
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seychelles
Really
Well boil my barnacles and call me Beryl
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Specifically the Idi Amin thread



It`s clear the bald man was being sarcastic
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Whats with the see-through cartoon porn images?I dont want to see inside anyone,couldnt go to that body exhibition,you know the one with the dead bodies without skin
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I know where you can get your industrial supplies from.

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