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September 23rd, 2018, 04:45 AM
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I am finally off the Sex Offenders list, will you have a drink with me to celebrate?
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September 23rd, 2018, 06:33 AM
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September 23rd, 2018, 07:33 AM
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Do want to comeback to My attic and watch Dangermouse ?
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September 23rd, 2018, 01:40 PM
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We should go to my place and do the things I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway
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September 23rd, 2018, 02:39 PM
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Do you mind if I call you Spanners, every time I look at you my nuts tighten!
How far do you go on the first date?...... What about if you were tied up and in the trunk/boot?
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September 23rd, 2018, 04:15 PM
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You would make an excellent cum bucket.
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September 23rd, 2018, 04:31 PM
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September 23rd, 2018, 04:37 PM
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I know what You're thinking Darlin' and if I was to tell You,You'd think I was talking in centimetres..
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September 23rd, 2018, 04:47 PM
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OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?
You know, you don't sweat much for a big ol' fat girl.
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