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Old May 12th, 2017, 12:37 AM   #4141
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Where did you get my high school yearbook photo's?
You went to Off Topic High I didn't know they were your photos

You were that kid in class that when the teacher asked the class something like name something Thomas Edison invented you'd put your hand up and say ... Double Ended Dildo

Pathetic We all know for 100 % fact it was Big Black Double Ended Dildo.

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Old May 12th, 2017, 02:43 AM   #4142
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Jeez, do mods have to teach everything important here
I like eggs your argument is invalid................

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Old May 12th, 2017, 09:07 AM   #4143
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What exactly constitutes a "Nice Ass"
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Old May 12th, 2017, 11:41 AM   #4144
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Look at the centerfold for March 1969 in Playboy magazine. The Playmate of the month is Kathy Macdonald. IMHO she has the greatest ass of any woman I have ever seen.

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What exactly constitutes a "Nice Ass"
At the risk of staying on topic, it's the opposite of a "Bad Ass."
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And a "bad Ass" is very different from a "Bad Arse"
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I still have a supply for those who need this.
This also serves excellently for simultaneous pussy and rectal douching.
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This also serves excellently for simultaneous pussy and rectal douching.
There speaks a man of experience.
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There speaks a man of experience.
Unfortunately, I've had the displeasure of meeting up with a few women in my time who could have used a good "Cloroxing" down there -- and I sent them on their way!
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Look at the centerfold for March 1969 in Playboy magazine. The Playmate of the month is Kathy Macdonald. IMHO she has the greatest ass of any woman I have ever seen.

Ummmmm does she do .........?????
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