Great misunderstandings during sex

MungHom · May 13th, 2022, 01:50 PM

In the height of passion communication can be impaired.
Years ago, when i was about 30, I was in a relationship with an outwardly respectable but very adventurous woman in her fifties.
One day, after about half an hour of her enegetically riding my face on the bathroom floor , I made a simple request.
I thought it would be really exciting for her to taste her own juices.
'Kiss me!' I panted.
I sensed her hesitation, her pussy hovering just above my face.
'Are you sure?' she asked.
Of course I was sure.
Then she quivered slightly and unleased a torrent of hot, intoxicating urine in my face.
It turned out she's misheard my request as 'piss on me', something she'd apparently being aching to do for quite some time.

**KissArmy** · May 13th, 2022, 01:53 PM

No great ones for me, but two classic jokes come to mind...

**MasterRible** · June 27th, 2022, 03:27 AM

Well, after sex I began to masturbate my partner, and she got hot throught words too. So she asked me to cum inside her, my dick then got ready again, but she stopped and said that the situation was on her mind only. Then I countinued and she came.

stiv837 · June 27th, 2022, 07:12 AM

My wife never let me come in her mouth and always finished me with her hand when she knew I was going to cum. Many years ago as she was sucking me and I was having trouble cumming . After about a half hour she stopped sucking and told me to cum and then continued to suck. I thought she meant cum in her mouth and the thought helped me to unload in her mouth. She gagged and spit out my cum and asked me why I did that. I told her you told me to cum , she said I didn't mean in my mouth.

May 13th, 2022, 01:50 PM	#1
MungHom Member Join Date: Feb 2020 Posts: 38 Thanks: 44 Thanked 247 Times in 36 Posts	Great misunderstandings during sex In the height of passion communication can be impaired. Years ago, when i was about 30, I was in a relationship with an outwardly respectable but very adventurous woman in her fifties. One day, after about half an hour of her enegetically riding my face on the bathroom floor , I made a simple request. I thought it would be really exciting for her to taste her own juices. 'Kiss me!' I panted. I sensed her hesitation, her pussy hovering just above my face. 'Are you sure?' she asked. Of course I was sure. Then she quivered slightly and unleased a torrent of hot, intoxicating urine in my face. It turned out she's misheard my request as 'piss on me', something she'd apparently being aching to do for quite some time.

May 13th, 2022, 01:53 PM	#2
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,124 Thanks: 21,042 Thanked 12,358 Times in 1,105 Posts	No great ones for me, but two classic jokes come to mind... __________________ I'm alive you bastards! And I always will be!

June 27th, 2022, 03:27 AM	#3
MasterRible Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2022 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 2,630 Thanks: 18,576 Thanked 32,538 Times in 2,580 Posts	Well, after sex I began to masturbate my partner, and she got hot throught words too. So she asked me to cum inside her, my dick then got ready again, but she stopped and said that the situation was on her mind only. Then I countinued and she came. __________________ Porn stars that share the same birthday as you To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Updating Klaudia (31/12) <3 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 27th, 2022, 07:12 AM	#4
stiv837 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: North of hell Posts: 373 Thanks: 18,167 Thanked 5,104 Times in 386 Posts	My wife never let me come in her mouth and always finished me with her hand when she knew I was going to cum. Many years ago as she was sucking me and I was having trouble cumming . After about a half hour she stopped sucking and told me to cum and then continued to suck. I thought she meant cum in her mouth and the thought helped me to unload in her mouth. She gagged and spit out my cum and asked me why I did that. I told her you told me to cum , she said I didn't mean in my mouth.