Missed an Upskirt

[the_knicker_inspector]

As a fellow "upskirter" I can empathize (and sympathize) with your predicament. The point of the skirt is not only that it reveals the calves but that it is accessible to the hands (if the man knows the lady well enough or wants to know her better and thinks that he can get away with it) and that with proper guile and perseverance a man will be rewarded with a view of the inner thighs and knicker-gusset. Luck plays a part in this as it does in everything else in life, of course. Sometimes, though, it's easy to feel that womankind is just not playing fair. One example is the short-skirted, bow-legged ladies who have us fighting our way through crowded trains possibly depriving old and infirm men of a much needed seat in order to obtain the perfect position to examine the knickers. Too often the short skirt is a tease without due reward since the lady has practised to perfection the skill of uncrossing her legs while simultaneously rising to her feet Mind you, there are the occasional instances of outrageous good luck!

[KingKeigh]

After having surgery earlier this year, my job put me on light duty which consisted of driving a shuttle van around a industrial park parking lot and picking up employees. Most of whom are women.

I always get out to help the ladies into and out of the van. Ive taken to wearing my sunglasses to cover my leering eyes when I look up their skirts as they move around in their seats.

The best upskirts I get to see are when I do limousine jobs. There's no easy way to get into and out of a regular stretch limo. It's always awkward for women in skirts who have to climb into the middle seats and I usually end up getting some nice upskirt views. Again, the sunglasses come in handy for stealth.

My favorites are usually at weddings. The women have such a hard time climbing over those seats in bridesmaid gowns, they have to hike them up so they can move around. Then there are the women going out for bachelorette parties. Once the alcohol starts flowing, they get pretty bawdy and the ones wearing those lil black dresses usually get a little uninhibited and let the skirt hems ride high. I've seen everything from breasts popping out to crotchless panties.

[nckgmd]

I have had couple of experiences lately. The first one I was on the upper level of my local shopping mall where I noticed a young woman going from the toilets back to her shop on the lower level. She must of forgotten where she was and she had her hand up her short skirt adjusting I guess her panties. I couldn't believe what I was seeing but not a good enough view from my angle. The second one was when I was at a Big W and I was refusing to go through the self
service checkout. So while waiting in line I noticed the employee (about 60) who was looking after the self service area sort of nodding, bending and generally acting strange. At first I thought he was trying to catch someone shop lifting but when I looked there was this young blonde about 19 (really hot) with her boyfriend having trouble scanning and bagging her items. Everytime she reached and bent a little her skirt would raise quite alot exposing her nice arse and g-string.. I thought you dirty old man then I realised I was doing the same....

[nckgmd]

I also remember one very successful upskirt that was very funny. When I was doing my Electroplating apprenticeship we had a secretary who was originally from England and very tough. Average looker but nice body. Every second Thursday she would come around and give you your pay slip. She was handing out pay slips in the engineering section of the firm when she realised that all the guys from all over the factory were downing tools and coming to her to get their pay. She then realised no one was looking at her face they were all looking down towards the floor. At the time the firm was constructing a new plating tank made out of polished stainless steel and she was standing on top of the sheets they were using. She looked down to see what they were looking at it was then she realised you could see straight up her skirt..... Next thing she goes red in the face and starts screaming "YOU DIRTY FUCKING BASTARDS"!!!!!! We are all laughing. She took it she was a good sport....

[Historian]

Originally Posted by Greenman

Nothing perverted at looking at pictures of naked women when you are a young man(hence the rise of the lads mag) as you are curious-it is doing so when you are old (hence the loss of a lads mag or three), now that is weird, especially if they are very young.

Hang on a minute, by that logic, we're all weird....OK, yes, I see what you mean

Not so much an upskirt, as pretty much flashing the whole lot, but I had a good one while visiting our local university campus for a meeting last summer- Nice hot day, but a bit windy. I'm in my car, looking for a parking space and had to stop at a pedestrian crossing on one of the service roads on campus. A girl student was waiting for the crossing lights to change-she was wearing one of those fairly short, floaty little summer dresses- Very nice.

Even nicer, when as she crossed the road in front of me , there was just enough of a breeze that it lifted the back of her skirt up and for a second gave me a perfect view of an absolute peach of a bum in a pink thong

The other one I think I'll always remember was back in my uni days in the 80s, at a party in a friend's flat. The evening was pretty much winding down, in the early hours of the morning, and a bunch of us are sitting on the floor having a quiet drink and talking. One of my female friends was sitting pretty much opposite me, with her back against the wall, with her legs straight out in front of her. As she was talking, she changed her position, drawing her feet back towards her body, so she was sitting with her knees raised, and her arms resting on them- totally oblivious to the fact that all of us sitting opposite her can now see straight up her skirt, and are now fully aware that she's wearing stockings and suspenders....

The funny thing is, looking back, I'm not so sure she was quite as unaware of what she was doing as I thought.... I've known her for nearly 30 years now, and over the years I've lost count of the times something like that has happened. I've even got a photo somewhere I took of of a group of friends at a party back in the early 90's, in which she's sitting on the arm of the sofa, wearing a fairly short dress, and you can clearly see her stocking-tops and knickers...She's either very careless, or gets a kick out of doing it...

[Historian]

Another story from a few years back, although I didn't actually see the upskirts myself.

I used to work in an office building where the entrance hall had a kind of mezzanine balcony around half of it, linked to the reception area on the ground floor by a staircase which ran from behind reception to a small half-way landing, then doubled back, so the reception desk and waiting area was actually underneath the top half of the staircase. Anyway, we'd had some remodelling done, and the architect had specified some new glass side panels and bannisters for these stairs.

A month or two in, we were having a few problems with some of the work that had been done, so Facilities Management called a meeting to which all of the affected departments were invited.

One issue that came up from the Head Receptionist was that her team reckoned they'd seen a couple of guys sitting in the waiting area trying to look up the skirts of women going up the stairs- the meeting broke up in hysterics when she then added, 'Looking on the bright side though, at least it means one of my girls has started to wear knickers at work now!'

[black7]

I was on the train a few weeks ago and a woman about 19-20 got on and sat on the opposite side of the carriage and the angle she sat at I could see right up her skirt, unfortunately she was wearing black tights, but i could clearly see she had white knickers on under them. I tried to sneakily take a coupe of photos with my phone , but they didn't get a clear image of her knickers.

Yesterday on the train to work there was another woman in her mid 20's sitting on the opposite side again but at the aisle seat, she was wearing a blue dress and when she sat down i could see almost all the way up her dress. she kept catching me looking at her but didn't seem bothered. She wasn't exactly nice looking but she had very nice legs. When she got up to get off she stood next to my seat and her bag kept hitting my leg as she moved, I was so tempted to brush my hand against her leg, but I was sitting with my wife!!

[cartepostal]

I was in a bar a couple of days ago and a woman in her early twenties dressed in a short dress bent down in a lady-like fashion to pick up something she'd dropped. Anyway, she tried to get up and lost her balance a little and as she put out her hand to steady herself on the floor, I got a fantastic view of her black knickers. Unfortunately I didn't see what kind of knickers. I suspect a thong though.

[nckgmd]

Copped a good view up the skirt of a Korean chick at my shopping mall. She was wearing this white dress and when she sat down it was a little high. Came around the corner and there she was legs crossed but you could see all the way up... Oops I got caught.....

[cartepostal]

I can't believe it! I was on the escalator at the tube station tonight and was stood behind a woman in a shortish red dress. She had hold of the sides, but the breeze still caught the back of it and I saw a LOT of bum cheek. She was either wearing a thong or no knickers at all.