Well spank my arse and call me Shirley that IS a surprise!

**tabler** · August 14th, 2011, 02:24 PM

Ok, I was drinking in Hartlepool one night with a bunch of old mates. (In the Clansman pub).

I was pissed out of my brains, met a sexy girl called Cheryl had my tongue down her???, throat..all my mates were pissing themselvese laughing and I hadnt a clue why.

I realised after shoving my hand down her/his knickers why.

Come on guys. Share you're embarassement!

**billybunter** · August 14th, 2011, 03:31 PM

I take it you mean your kissing partner had meat and two veg

never happened to me, but there is still time.

**billybunter** · August 14th, 2011, 03:36 PM

Out of interest what was your reaction when you realised it was not what you erm, thought

**Office Boy** · August 14th, 2011, 03:40 PM

I'd be worried, but more so if she/had a hard on.....

**Mal Hombre** · August 14th, 2011, 03:44 PM

I'd be more worried if I had a hard on...

**tabler** · August 14th, 2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Out of interest what was your reaction when you realised it was not what you erm, thought

well, tbh Billy, I was so drunk I didnt give a shit. I laughed like hell....Untill the next morning!

**shodan2011** · August 14th, 2011, 03:54 PM

I've never had that sort of experience, but it reminds me of the infamous scene in Trainspotting whenh Begbie pulls what he thinks is a fit bird until he puts his hand up the skirt.

"I'm nay fookin' puftie!"

In all seriousness, there are some shemales/trannies who are extremely convincing - Vaniity is a prime example.

Is anyone seriously telling me if they didn't know she was really a shemale, they wouldn't have a go (until you hit the meat and two veg, and I'll be honest I'd make an exception for her as long as I was in the driving seat, so to speak)?

**tabler** · August 14th, 2011, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by shodan2011

what
Is anyone seriously telling me if they didn't know she was really a shemale, they wouldn't have a go (until you hit the meat and two veg, and I'll be honest I'd make an exception for her as long as I was in the driving seat, so to speak)?

Ah-ha, THANK YOU! It is very easily done!

**shodan2011** · August 14th, 2011, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by tabler

Ah-ha, THANK YOU! It is very easily done!

Yes, as long as he/she doesn't look like a bloke in drag!

I'm actually not joking about Vaniity, by the way - she could give me a blow job any time. As the saying goes, any hole's a goal!

**billybunter** · August 14th, 2011, 04:15 PM

There is a person in belfast called "Tina" he/she had the goolies removed

used to be a paratrooper. 6'3" square jaw and 5 Oclock shadow. About 45ish wears mini skirts and tarty make-up.

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